Editing Cadia

Cadia is an Imperial Guard fortress world located within high proximity to the Eye of Terror. Due to large Xenos mobilization, it has become a fortress world and a strategic gem for the [[Imperium of Man]]. On another note, that place is a hellhole. Avoid if at all possible. It ''might'' be a good vacation spot if you '''LIKE''' trenches filled with bodies and tracer fire lighting up your hotel room... on second thought fuck that shit!

==The Planet Itself==
Fortress. That's the one word that can sum up the planet of Cadia. Since it's close neighbors to [[Chaos Space Marines|those nice boys]] from [[Eye of Terror|across the street]], Cadia always needs to be on active defense. All the time you have your Lasgun shouldered and are twitching from a combination of going 47 hours without sleep and being raised to be paranoid as fuck. 

As far as geography goes, Cadia holds a temperate climate not unlike the Holy Hiveworld of Terra. 70 percent of its surface are covered in bodies of water, and its landmasses are covered with bodies of guardsmen. Actually at the and of 41-st millennium imperial forces control near 30% of Cadian land. Other 30% controlled by Chaos forces. 40% left is a bloody mess of constant carnage, daemonic incursions and artillery barrages. Think Yorkshire but with more laser guns and fewer [[Tau|Chinese]].

==Cadia and you==
First, let me start with saying that it sucks to live on Cadia. Oh, you think where you live sucks? Live in a crime infested ghetto or something similar? A couple drive by shootings and a stolen TV are ''nothing'' compared to how much it sucks to live on Cadia. Why does it suck you ask? Oh, not much of a reason at all. Just the fact that it's like, six feet away from the [[Eye of Terror]] (It also sucks to live ''there'', but for many reasons other than Cadia).

==Cadia: A very, ''very'' shitty place to live==
It just sucks to live on Cadia, period. Yes, there are several manly, redeeming qualities (see below) about the planet, but if you live on Cadia you're too busy replacing the batteries in your [[Lasgun|flashlight]] to notice. A short list includes, but is not limited to:

*Being drafted before you can walk, learning to shoot before you can count, and getting thrown in the the meat-grinder (mostly figuratively, sometimes literally) by age 16.
*Marauding bands of [[Chaos Space Marines]] and assorted [[Heresy|heretics]] trying to kill you.
*Random WAAAGH!!!s of [[Orks|greenskins]] trying to kill you.
*Stealthy platoons of [[Eldar|Space elves]] trying to kill you.
*Your own superior officers trying to ki-*[[Commissar|BLAM]]*
*No privacy whatsoever for your entire life.
*Constant fear of death before you reach puberty.
*'''Constant fear of death after you reach puberty.'''
*Superior officers barking orders down your neck for the 10-16 years that you're alive.
*No time to screw around, you're always on duty.
*The top fashions in Cadia are camo patterns and body armor.
*[[Heresy]] cults springing up by the dozen every week.
*[[Chaos|Voices]] keep telling you to ditch the duty and [[Slaanesh|relax]].
*The fact that the planet's main export is Soldiers should clue you in.
*[[Abaddon]] finally stopped failing and is currently sending so many daemons through the Cadian Gate that even Creed is having trouble forcing them back now. And rumor has it that the Daemon Primarchs are on their way too...

Seriously, it just sucks to live there, just take my word for it. Avoid prolonged stays on Cadia at all costs.

==Redeeming Qualities==
Yes it sucks to live on Cadia, sucks beyond all Hell, but there are several reasons why it's one of the most awesome places in the Imperium.

===Cadian Shock Troopers===
First and foremost, the finest (and perhaps most numerous) breed of the [[Imperial Guard]] are born, trained, and live on Cadia. You see the Cadian as the common model for your generic, garden variety guardsmen figurine, and as such they are the most easily recognized. They fight tenaciously for the [[Empra]] and die with the same degree of vigor. Manliness is never in short order here on Cadia, making it one of the most awesome planets around.

Their elite troops are the Kasrkins, basically the elite of the elite of the Guard. Only [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREENS]] are better. But the Kasrkin are probably scarier than the Spess Mehreens anyway, because they do about the same on the battlefield, without wearing a concrete wall on every inch of their body and not having mini-rocket launcher guns, no, they're just humans with balls of steel, both of which have their own pair of balls of steel.

===Creed===
[[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!]]
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===Reproduction===
Birth rate and recruitment rate are synonymous. And if you see [[Grimdark|how many men and women die on the battlefield every day]]... better start doing your part for the Imperium. On Cadia, you're encouraged to fuck around wildly and have your partner push out the kid in a barracks to increase efficiency in recruiting.

===Violet Eyes===
Ever fancied having more eye color than is standard for man? Move to Cadia and your kids will likely get glowing purple/violet eyes

===The Place of Lorgar's Enlightenment===
While the Imperium would consider this quality the highest order of [[heresy]], perhaps the greatest reason for Cadia's importance is that it is, in many ways, the birth place of the [[Horus Heresy]]. It was on Cadia the forces of the Word Bearers met with Ingethel the Chosen and were inducted to the service of the Great Powers. As such, Cadia holds tremendous ideological importance and sentimental value for the Champions of Chaos.

===Canada?===
Some think this is Canada. (IN SPAAAAAACE!!!) A Canada where Canadians are too busy dying to play hockey and drink maple syrup. This is bullshit. NOTHING gets between a Canadian and his hockey and maple syrup covered beavers ([[User:Munch munch|I]] would know, being a Canadian.) However, The Eye of Terror could easily pass for Quebec. Their best generals (Ursarkar Creed and Arthur Currie) do bare some resemblance. 

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