Editing Chaos Gods

The '''Chaos Gods''' are the gods which rule over the Realm of [[Chaos]] in [[Warhammer Fantasy Battles]] and the [[Warp]] in [[Warhammer 40,000]]. They love nothing so much as dicking with each other, except perhaps dicking with their mortal followers, and dicking EACH other (shhhh). Before they were gods, they were generally benevolent beings, when the Warp was a calm sea. Each one is formed by the emotions of living souls clumped together in the Warp/Realm of Chaos. Contrary to standard thought, they personify good attributes as well, and are powered as much by good as by bad. Even if said god started out entirely bad, in their eventual evolution as part of their natures, they will kill gods who represented entirely good things, and will gain not only their values, but their power by said value. Be aware many of the gods' values will and do intersect. This is as much due to the chaotic nature of the gods as it is to the multitude of emotions that make up the living.

== Khorne ==
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES! BUTTER FOR THE POP KHORNE! Oh, sorry. In case it wasn't obvious, Khorne is the god of battle, martial honour, and oh yeah, BLOOD! Although primarily formed from hate and rage, bravery and honour are also thrown in the mix. Also in the mix are mercy, courage, regret, fear, athleticism, determination, daring, impulsiveness, and struggling onwards in the face of all odds.
* Gender - DEFINITELY A MAN, AND DON'T YOU FORGET ITTTTT
* Main Enemy - Slaanesh (Khorne considers him/her/it/hermaphrodite to be too frilly), although he's also not a big fan of Tzeentch (2tricky4me).
* Bro god - Nurgle, although he doesn't seem to mind Khaela Mensha Khaine (they're probably the same thing, though)
* Love Interest - <s>Slaanesh...oh so very tsundere for Slaanesh</s> {{BLAM|'''*sounds of killing* NO! FUCK YOU! ITS NOT TRUE!!  ...not true... ... ... *sounds of demonic fapping*'''}}
* Dedicated [[Chaos Space Marine]] Legion - The [[World Eaters]], other various chapters and bands of warriors dedicated themselves to him since. Also has IG-equivalent armies like the [[Blood Pact]].
*[[Warriors of Chaos]] "Hero"/Chaos Tribe: Arbaal the Undefeated (ANGRY VIKINGS!! FUCK YEAH!!); Valkia the Bloody, Hrafn Untam, Haargroth the Blooded. Khorne also has an entire Norse confederation especially devoted to him known as the Aeslingr. 
* Sacred Number - 8

== Nurgle ==
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Nurgle is the god of filth, pestilence, decay, and generally being a cool dude. Formed from despair and fear of death, acceptance and stoicism are also included. Other values include inevitability, empathy, kinship, happiness, struggle, love, tradition, mercy, and memory. Nurgle is also notable for being the only Chaos god that cares for his followers whatsoever, bordering on love (in fact, in 40k, he loves the [[Eldar]] goddess [[Isha]] so much that he [[grimdark|chained her up and force feeds her his new diseases]]... yeah, love sucks sometimes). 
* Gender - A (slob of a) man. A VERY fat one.
* Main Enemy - Tzeentch, the paragon of HOPE and CHANGE, in opposition to Nurgle's representation of decay and inevitability.
* Bro god - Khorne, mostly because Nurgle is the only Chaos god Khorne doesn't entirely hate.
* Love Interest - His joy, wife [[Isha]]
* Dedicated [[Chaos Space Marine]] Legion - The [[Death Guard]]. Has tons of other followers like the [[The Purge]] (omnicidal wackos who have no problem using chemical and virus weapons on helpless populations), [[Apostles of Contagion]] ([[Zombie Plague]] afficianados), the [[Lords of Decay]] (utterly loyal Marines sent to die in the Eye, holy fuck these guys made a direct assault on the Solar System and won Pluto), and human IG armies like the rebellion on [[Vraks]]
* [[Warriors of Chaos]] "Hero"/Chaos Tribe: Festus the Leechlord (this guy used to a doctor in the Empire; he's not even a Northman). The Crow Brothers of the Bjornlings are especially devoted to him also (Festus leads these guys). 
* Sacred Number - 7

== Slaanesh ==
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Slaanesh is the god/dess of pain, pleasure, and perfection... or, in other words, a god of [[1d4chan|emotions formed from emotions]], not all of which are bad. In 40k (WHFB didn't elaborate how Slaanesh was born, so we can only assume s/he manifested normally like the other Gods), the [[Eldar]] created him/her/it/hermaphrodite by having so many damn orgies they tore a hole in space. I shit thee not. Formed mainly from hedonism and excess, love and creativity are also attributes of Slaanesh. Others facets include kindness, tranquility, jealousy, sensuality, DRUGS, expression, individuality, DUBSTEP, joy, peaceability, HEAVY METAL, and admiration.
* Gender - Whatever you want it to be baby!  In WH Fantasy you'll see illustrations of a lecherous old hag / old man / old bits-of-both; in WH40k depictions are of a young flamboyant hermaphrodite/ transsexual.
* Main enemy - The brutish Khorne, obviously. H-he never calls...
* Bro god - Tzeentch, although that's mostly because he's the least icky of the Chaos gods. Her friendship with Nurgle is a bit questionable since he did steal [[Isha]] during Slaanesh's proverbial....and literal, raping of the former Eldar empire, though it isn't shown anywhere that Slaanesh still openly detests Nurgle for that (Hell, at one point, their daemons temporarily joined forces together). Generally the most open to working with the others.
* Love Interest - All of them. Still pines for Isha, and is depressed no one ever seems to love him/her back. Messes around with Khorne. Gave up on Nurgle after he got married. For a long time has been pining for Tzeentch of all people, but she can never seem to make him think she likes him as more than just a friend. Basically, she's the hot chick who got friendzoned by the nerd. But she won't give up!
* Dedicated [[Chaos Space Marine]] Legion - [[Emperor's Children]]. Also has others to call on like The [[Flawless Host]] (their drugs make Emperor's Children ones look like a weak store coffee), [[Violaters]] (these guys body sculpt themselves enough to make a [[VtM|Tzimisce]] well up with pride), as well as, again, various IG-equivalent armies.
* [[Warriors of Chaos]] "Hero"/Chaos Tribe: Sigvald the Magnificent (he really is quite magnificent...), Syrkaar of Sortsvinear. <s>The Varg tribes serve him.</s> NO WE DON'T. 
*Sacred Number - 6

== Tzeentch ==
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Tzeentch is the god of [[Just as planned]] and magic. Tzeentch is formed from paranoia and plotting, but also, amazingly enough, hope and ambition. Other values include trust, happiness, dissatisfaction, aspiration, progress, knowledge, learning, protection, will, and change.
* Gender - A nerdy man
* Main Enemy - Nurgle, who won't get off his damn ass to do anything, refuses to change...
* Bro god(dess)- Slaanesh, who isn't as brutal as Khorne and not as much of a lazy bastard as Nurgle. Plus, she's nice to little Tzeentch!
* Love Interest - Though he feels out of her league, hopes that one day Slaanesh will notice him. Kind of wishes the Deceiver, Cegorach, and the Emperor were girls. T-then surely he could impress them, yes!
* Dedicated [[Chaos Space Marine]] Legion - [[Thousand Sons]]
* [[Warriors of Chaos]] "Hero": <s>Vilitch the Curseling</s> Elgrim Van Horstmann. No Chaos Tribe seems to revere him to any exceptional extent. 
* Sacred Number - 9

== The Other Ones ==
[[File:Necoho_Revealed.png|500px|thumb|right|[[/tg/]] has recently deduced Necoho's true identity]]
Older editions of Warhammer Fantasy and 40k mention several lesser Chaos gods. Nowadays, they only appear in WFB (and even then, only sparingly), with some (the Horned Rat and Hashut in particular) generally considered to be separate from the "main" Chaos pantheon. These include:

* '''Be'Lakor''': Be'lakor was one of the earliest Chaos warlords, leading vast hordes of Daemons to ravage the world long before the Elves rose up against them. But then he became an egotistical prick, so Tzeentch turned him into a [[Daemon Prince]] -- apparently, he was so crazy powerful that becoming a Daemon Prince was a ''demotion''. He is still among the most powerful of all Daemon Princes and is able to grant his followers unique magic powers. However, as a final troll on Tzeentch's part, he's weaker than [[Archaon]]; Be'lakor is forced to crown the Everchosen of Chaos with the final artifact, but will never become the Everchosen himself, which pisses him off to no end.  Be'lakor took a big part of [[Storm of Magic]], but that has since been retconned. Although he still shows up from time to time, he no longer appears to be quite as powerful as he once was, although he is still a Daemon Prince of [[Chaos Undivided]], which is a massive accomplishment in and of itself.

* '''Hashut''': {{Main|Hashut}} Hashut apparently means "Father of Darkness" in Dwarfen, which naturally means he's the god of the [[Chaos Dwarfs]]. And if his followers are any indication, he's also god of penis-compensating hats.

* '''The Horned Rat''': {{Main|Horned Rat}} This otherwise-unnamed deity is patron of the [[Skaven]], and god of...well, rats. Also disease, mutations, etc., but mostly rats. The Horned Rat once appeared in material form; he's the only Chaos god to do so. Of course, in Skaven fashion, he just ate a ton of the Skaven present before being banished again; the Skaven only serve him out of fear, even though their belief in him only makes him stronger.

* '''Malal''': {{Main|Malal}} Malal is a renegade Chaos god that only appeared in one comic for Fantasy. He is the god of fractiousness and dissent, which, given the company he keeps, makes him a tad redundant. That being said, he did have awesome champions who lived solely to hunt down the greatest champions of the other gods, which is pretty [[Awesome]]. Sadly (or not, depending on your opinion), [[Games Workshop]] idiotically lost the rights to his name, so he's been more or less retconned. Except now he <i>might</i> be back in 40k, with a [[Chaos Space Marine]] warband called the Sons of Malice who worship a god called Malice...who just happen to wear a color scheme of black and white, and just happen to have a symbol of a bisected skull, and who's premier Chaos weapon specializes in killing Daemons. But nope, don't you dare say they worship Malal.

* '''Urlf''': Urlf isn't a name. It's the last fucking death cry a guy makes when you gut him. That should tell you all you need to know. Anyway, this guy used to be a Norscan (like most of the daemon princes on this list) and was elevated to princehood by Khorne for exceptional badassery. Before his ascension, he was a massive, tall, bearded, Clint Eastwood-type Chaos Champion and was a chieftain of the Snaegr clan of Aeslingr. He's so fucking powerful that he was able to create his own lesser daemons and can bless warriors with the Mark and mutations of Khorne. Urlf has his own summoning days like most powerful daemon princes, and is usually worshiped as a lesser deity of Chaos by those who serve his master, Khorne. He has a short story in the 7th edition Chaos army book, where he muses on the fuck-you nature of time in the Warp and remarks on how the new Chieftain of the Snaegr resembles one of the sons he fathered in his mortal life. He also blesses the new chief with Khorne's mark and turns him into a monstrous cross [[Awesome|between a Bloodletter and a Chaos Champion]]. 

* '''Zuvassin''': One of the two minor gods invented as a replacement for Malal, Zuvassin just likes to see shit fall apart, specifically nonphysical stuff like schemes and lives - in other words, he's the god of [[not as planned]]. He's the guy who makes all the bad shit happen in infomercials. Generally, he makes sure that Murphy's Law is always enforced in the most spectacular possible ways. He doesn't have many worshippers, as he makes sure to fuck up whatever they're planning too.
** Note that Zuvassin was only included in two [[splatbook]]s for [[Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay]] 2rd Edition, so his current canonicity is doubtful, to say the least.

* '''Necoho''': The other minor god invented as a replacement for Malal, Necoho is the the god of atheism. Stupid as it sounds, it actually works, as Chaos is a reflection of all human beliefs and emotions, including, paradoxically, disbelief. He generally works to make religious movements disappears and wears a permanent expression of comic amusement, as he fucking knows he's a walking, talking paradox.
** Note that Necoho was introduced in two [[splatbook]]s for [[Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay]] 2rd Edition, so his current canonicity is doubtful, to say the least. That being said, he has been mentioned sporadically since then, such as the [[Gotrek & Felix]] novel ''Road of Skulls'', which is more than can be said for Zuvassin.

* '''Mo'rcck''', '''Phraz-Etar''', and '''Ans'l''': Puns on the last names of sci-fi and fantasy author Michael Moorcock ([[Blood Ravens|from whom Chaos was <s>blatantly stolen</s> borrowed for a while]]), artist Frank Frazetta (who drew a lot of movie and comic book posters, especially in sci-fi and fantasy), and Citadel Miniatures founder Bryan Ansell (who wrote several of the [[Rogue Trader (Sourcebook)|First Edition]] rulebooks). These guys helped set the tone of the early [[Warhammer 40,000]] universe (purposefully or not), including the propensity of putting spikes on [[Chaos]] things. Games Workshop decided to pay homage in the (initial) Third Edition [[Codex]]: [[Chaos Space Marines]], which mentioned that Chaos Space Marines often put "spiky bits" on their armour in praise of these three gods. They were never mentioned anywhere else, and probably shouldn't be considered "cannonical"... not that canonicity counts for much in 40k anyway.

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