Editing Commissar Lord Bernn

[[Image: Bernn.jpg|thumb|right|For when you want to wipe the fuckers off the map.]]
"''You die on {{BLAM|'''MY'''}} command, not before!''"<br>
--LORD Commissar Bernn while reviving lord general [[Castor]] himself.

[[Image: An_Eldar's_Face.png|thumb|Exhibit A.]]

There is always that one character that is ''the quiet one''. Not that he never talks, but he does so very rarely (never in cutscenes) and the few lines he has are ''absolute manly''.

'''[[Commissar]] LORD Bernn''' accompanied [[Adrastia]], [[Castor]] and [[Merrick]] during the events of Retribution, and surprisingly, stayed mostly quiet throughout the whole matter. Even though the crazy motherfucker faced a [[Land Raider]], an Avatar of [[Khaine]] and a [[Daemon Prince|DAEMON PRINCE]], he still kept his god damned cool. 

Why? Because he talks only when he's with the troops (as it's part of his job, and not doing it correctly would be [[heresy]]). No, seriously, he thinks that if he talks at all, it'll draw too much attention to him and then to his scarred face. Poor ol' Bernn lost some of his...features, throughout the countless battles he's been in and he's always been quite self conscious about it. However, he only cares if other commanders see his face, get him on the field with regular guardsmen, and he'll let loose manly lines to inspire his soldiers like no tomorrow. He throws out far more inspiring quotes than any [[Commissar]] should, like the epic ''"Drive me closer, '''I want to hit them with my sword!'''"'', sure to get any [[Chimera]] driver pumped up for what will undoubtedly be a one sided slaughter. If you ever want a Commissar by your side, you'll want Commissar LORD Bernn.

Also, don't expect him to scratch [[An Eldar's Ears|an Eldar's ears]]. <s>Bernn</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM* Commissar LORD Bernn'''}} will just punch the foul xenos in the fucking face.

With a power fist.




==Quotes==

*"If this one must die to push the rest of you, {{BLAM|'''SO BE IT! *BLAM*'''}}"
*"I haven't given you leave to die, you coward, {{BLAM|'''ON YOUR FEET!'''}}" *''Said when reviving commanders''* (Yes, ''he can <s>insult</s> inspire a SM Captain back to life'')
*"Your wounds mean nothing!" Said to Ollanius Pius after Horus completely obliterated him, Pius got back up five seconds later.
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ|<s>Harder, better, faster, stronger</s>] "Faster, Harder, MEANER, Better!"
*"This is your last stand, '''NO''' doubt, '''NO''' fear!"
* *''Equipping a powerfist''* "Not as striking as Yarrick's claw, but it will suffice."
*"Follow my example '''or I will make you one'''."
*"What task requires more that sword or blade? ''[[Just_as_planned|The better to be seen]]''."
*"Do I have to ''die'' to prove my faith and fearlessness to you lot?"
*"I trained for this day."
*"DON'T FEAR IT, JUST GET CLEAR!"
*"No fear, only victory!"
*"Their corpses will pave our way to victory!"
*"Their Farseer is mine!"
*"Chaos Lord, you're mine!"
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk| DON'T READ IT, JUST CLICK HERE!]
*[[Story:Love Can Bloom|DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!]]

==In-game==

Unlike other commissars, who can only motivate their men to fire a bit faster or keep up morale by popping a head, <s>Bernn</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM* Commissar LORD Bernn'''}} can make them invincible, faster-moving, able to hit like a truck full of trucks, and have this benefit apply to everyone on the screen. Oh and when fully upgraded the ability lasts longer than its cooldown time. This ability makes him the strongest hero in Retribution's campaign. The cheese is of such magnificence, that the grind of all grinds that is the last mission in Retribution can be done in 11 minutes as your regulation force of invulnerable super fast and rapid firing Catachans and melta Stormies rush through the mission in a tide of blood and exploding bodies so massive that Khorne gets exited down under. And you can do it for the price of between 10-20 guardsmen, all righteously executed by Bernn. Kyras as a deamon decided after watching Bernn slaughter his forces while killng more of his own than the enemy could, to give up this deamon thing because he'll never be that Khornate.  

Or he can choose to lead through example, Yarrick style, through special moves, balls of steel and sheer Stubbornness: allies are healed when he is hurt and they [[Nurgle|refuse to die]] by just being near his relic powerfist.

In fact, with the right wargear and surrounded by guardsmen, he can [[Yarrick|revive himself]] due to not wanting to give a [[Heresy|bad example]] by dying just like that.

He can only equip/upgrade his melee weapons, and in fact '''he's the only unaugmented human that uses a Power Fist in the game'''. If you want to punch Daemon prince [[Kyras]] in the face, he is your man. 

He can´t upgrade his laspistol, but not that it matters, since it's already able to one-shot terminators, so it's probably somewhere around Strength D, AP 1.

Also it should be noted that if you execute a guardsman or other infantry unit, you get the resources to reinforce them again. Pair this with Castor's ability to reinforce squads for free, and you have unlimited resources to drown the enemy in men.

==Trivia==

*You can't just write Commissar Bernn. "LORD" must be in all caps before it, or else it's heres-{{BLAM|YOU DIDN'T WRITE IT AT THE BEGINNING, '''*BLAM!* HERESY!!!'''}}. i.e., even angrier than <s>Holt</s> {{BLAM|'''*SLAP* COMMISSAR '''Holt!}}
*He is voiced by Keith Ferguson. Yep, the same one as [[Ronahn]], plague marines and many orks. [[Heresy]].
*He, like [[Adrastia]] and most high command, wears a badass greatcoat with a [[hat]]. Lord General [[Castor]] had to be given a [[Team_Fortress_2|DLC hat]] to not be left out. Meanwhile, [[Merrick]] wears his regulation bald head, Vendoland pattern.
*His <s>cosplay</s> DLC is a Krieger Gas mask. Which is a headwear that he wears under his other hat. So, technically, double hat! ''With epaulettes, which may in fact make him as important as the [[Emperor]]''.
*He has trained for [[13th_Black_Crusade#13th_Black_Crusade|that day]].
*[[Yarrick]]'s Bale Eye can kill a marine, but Bernn's can bring [[Basilisk_Artillery_Gun|artillery stri-]]{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* Commissar!  *BLAM!* LORD *BLAM!* Bernn!''' }}

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