Editing Daemonette

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[[Image:Minis_10daemonettes.jpg|thumb|Version 2 Daemonettes, back when they were still [[Hot Chicks|recognizably feminine.]]]]
Alluring hermaphrodite [[Daemons]] in servitude to [[Slaanesh]] in the [[Warhammer Fantasy]] and [[Warhammer 40k]] universes. Originally Daemonettes were [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|Elves]] and [[Eldar]] that Slaanesh took the souls of after their death and converted into Daemons, however this was mostly retconned in 40k [[Grimdark|Grimederp]] into Slaanesh consuming their souls because he's an addict with no willpower, then crapping out Daemonettes in an unrelated way due to increased power. In Fantasy they're still implied to be Elves. 
The most famous of them is a raver know as [[The Masque]] who is dancing all the time, even while she is making babies.  There is a urban legend what says their invulnerability really comes from the size of their tits and not from their daemonic nature, mostly because they [[Female Fantasy Armor|deflect any possible projectile]], even the [[Tau|weaboo's arsenal]], aimed at their torso.
Cause of much fapping amongst fa/tg/uys.

Most Daemonettes have razor-sharp crab-like claws, and slashing and stabbing things with them causes them unholy ecstasy.  Because the fastest way for them to experience this is combat, they are, paradoxically, a very effective combat unit.

See also: the far more amicable [[Loli Daemonette]], and the seemingly reasonable [[Nerdmonette]].

According to [[/d/]] most are [[dickgirl]]s (be aware that /d/ has at times claimed that all girls have dicks). We are not liable for any major psychological or physical damage (or arousal) this revelation may have caused you. Continue.

==Daemonette Mutations==
Daemonettes have had a lot of different varieties across multiple production runs.  The first Daemonettes had crab-like claws and feathery "glam metal" hairstyles, because they were unveiled in the 80s when [[Noise Marine|Sonic]] [[Sonic Weaponry|Blasters were actual guitars]].  They looked perfectly ridiculous, but that's fine - everything did in those days, and that was perfectly acceptable because it was [[Rogue Trader|fucking awesome]]. They also had mono-boobs and frankly rather fugly faces, since in the fluff they were described as being ghastly androgynes yet somehow sexy despite it all and, really, Games Workshop's always had problems with making sexy looking models.

Later updates gave the Daemonettes an impressive facelift (as well as six boobs) and saw the beginnings of us seeing [[PROMOTIONS]] for Daemonettes as well.  Slaanesh was given a comprehensive backstory, and the Daemonettes were updated accordingly.  Because Slaanesh had been born of the Eldar (and Fantasy had been shoved recently into the backseat so the spacemen could ride shotgun), the Daemonettes incorporated more elven features, having lithe, graceful bodies, long ears, and a much more feminine shape.  This was also when the Daemonettes traded their chubby crab claws for scythe-like ones, lost having one breast in favor of having two, four or six tits, and where they actually had interesting fluff applied to them in the WHFB universe - a perfect melding of grace and lethality; Slaanesh made them so that they basically orgasm if they successfully impale someone with their talons, which made them exceptionally effective close-combat units.  When you think of Daemonettes, most of /tg/ thinks of these ones: at once beautiful and hideous, giving you the [[meme|weirdest boner]] before chopping you to squishy bits.

They were updated again for the next edition; this was predominantly a model update, since the new Daemonettes were plastic as opposed to the metal ones of old.  These are the infamous "Monoboob" models that became the [[rage]] at about the time that [[Matt Ward|a certain fluff-raping faggot that makes Goto look competent]] reverted back to their old [[fluff]] so they were all simultaneously feminine and not-feminine, and played up their hideousness to 11.  By and large the new Daemonette Models, whilst they looked fairly cool in their own right, weren't as well-received by the community - because you simply don't get between a fa/tg/uy and his [[monstergirls|monstergirl]] [[/d/|porn]] without risking the loss of several limbs.  

There are several theories as to what was behind this.  
* The most popular is that [[Games Workshop]] thought that the original models were too [[PROMOTIONS|racy]] for younger players since, daemonic features aside, they looked like topless women wearing nothing but loincloths.  This begs the question: "If you're not going to handle that sort of content in a universe full of [[grimdark]], where depictions of [[Kharn|rampant bloodshed]],  [[Sanguinius|murder]], [[Nagash|human sacrifice]] and even [[Sigvald|cannibalism]] are rampant in both the core rulebook and every ''dicking'' codex then why the ''fuck'' are you in charge?"  The answer is that it's a reflection of the skewed standards inherent to media censorship in modern Western culture. While it's too complex to describe in the scope of this article, the simple version is that displays of gratuitous violence are considered acceptable but open depictions of sexuality as minor as an exposed female nipple draw the ire of media watchdogs, concerned parents, and moral guardians everywhere. Consequently, the sexual aspects of the Daemonettes' design had to be removed in order to cater to the kids they were trying to sell their models to. 
* Another plausible theory is that they were trying to tap into grognard loyalty by reverting back to the older design as they had done with the [[Bloodletter]]s and [[Plaguebearer]]s, failing to realize that the new daemonettes had been a case of a change being well-received as for the better by the main fanbase, since "blade-limbed multi-boobed pseudo-succubus" worked much better for the setting's resident sex-daemons than "freaky looking crab-clawed one-tittied androgyne who somehow magically fucks with your brain so you'd tap that despite it not looking like either a man or a woman".
* A third theory is that they're supposed to be used in both 40k and Fantasy and since Slaanesh wasn't born from Elves in Fantasy they were redesigned with less elf-ness, though his theory falls apart when you look at it closer.  Though not Slaanesh's progenitor in WFHB, the setting is nonetheless replete with elven special characters devoted to Slaanesh (see [[Morathi]] and [[Dechala]]), so them having elvish ears occasionally wasn't exactly a big deal, inasmuch as nobody was paying attention to their ears in the first place. 

Some have even put forward a fourth theory; [[Matt Ward]]'s alteration of Daemon Fluff in general is responsible for the changes.  Further analysis by [[/tg/|experts]] reveals that it's unlikely to have been Ward's conscious choice and far more likely, to be the imbecilic hands at [[Games Workshop|Gee Dubs]], obsessed with trying to lure in new sales for younger players (which also supports the first theory about toning down [[PROMOTIONS|sexual themes]]).

The higher rank of Daemonettes are [[Keeper of Secrets|Keepers of Secrets]]. Daemonettes that impress Slaanesh are awarded special mounts called [[Steeds of Slaanesh]]. Even more impessive Daemonettes are awarded the right to crew a [[Seeker Chariot of Slaanesh]]. At one point, [[Hellflayer of Slaanesh|Hellflayers of Slaanesh]] were a punishment to be forced to drive as giant moving woodchippers slicing up Unclean One and Bloodletter bodies into a paste that Slaanesh's man-eating flowers could nom, but after a few rowdy Daemonettes (this is seriously the lore) took one onto a battlefield they've been the greatest privilege ever since.

== Dating a Daemonette ==
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*Sadism
*Masochism 
*SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
*Rough Sex
*Threesomes
*Foursomes
*Fivesomes, Sixsomes, ... 
*Cheating
*Giving Surprise Buttsex
*Receiving Surprise Buttsex
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*Snuff films
*Romantic Snuff films
*Fifteensomes, Sixteensomes, ...
*Mutations
*Tentacles
*Bukkake
*That one thing we don't talk about..
*Twentysomes, Twentyonesomes, ... 
*Commissar [[Hats]] 
*[[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]]

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*Pulling out
*Cold Showers
*Low Endurance
*Purity Rings
*Anything Khorne Related
*Erectile Dysfunction
*Asexually Reproducing [[Ork|Orks]]
*Romantic Comedies
*Condoms
*Birth Control Pills
*[[Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position|Missionary Position]]
*[[Matt Ward]] 
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==Gallery==
===Canon Artwork===
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Image:Daemonettes.jpg
Image:Daemonettes 2.jpg
Image:Subtle Daemonettes.jpg|Fantasy Daemonettes are subtle. 40k Daemonettes are extremes. No explanation why.
Image:Daemonette Keeper of Secrets.jpg|Daemonettes with a Keeper of Secrets.
Image:Daemonettes Group.jpg|A Daemonette command group.
Image:Daemonette Old Models.jpg|The older, more feminine Daemonette models.
Image:Oldest Daemonettes.jpg|The original Daemonettes. No 2nd edition daemonettes.
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===Fan Art===
Do your part for the community. Add More [[promotions]] whenever you find them.
Also see the gallery for [[Slaanesh]]
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Image:Daemonette1.jpg
Image:Golden Daemon(ette).JPG|A [[Golden Demon]] winning mod model. 
Image:Daemonette.JPG|Proper daemonettes wear far less than this.
Image:Daemonette_tits.jpg|Proper daemonettes would also have already raped the cameraman instead of posing.
Image:Daemonette(color).jpg| hueg tats in COLOR
Image:Daemonette_n.jpg
Image:Daemonettes by disembowell.png|Twincest; the best start to any day.
Image:Inquisitor_daemonette_transform.gif|some of the best ones aren't born that way
Image:Daemonettes_capture_pretty_marines.jpg|
Image:TacticalSexyness.jpg|Anything hotter and your monitor would explode
Image:heresyball.jpg
Image:Slaaneshtank.jpg
Image:Captive.jpg|This prompted some elements of the Inquisition to try to make research heretical.
Image:Tg008.png| yes, ANYTHING can be corrupted by chaos.
Image:Daemonette commisssar.JPG|Less well known is how Daemonettes sometimes use their talents for deception and subversion to infiltrate and misdirect their enemies.
Image:Tats on Dakka by IronShrineMaiden.jpg|Squishy bits on mah flash
Image:Loli-daemonette(22).jpg|see above
Image:Daemonette2.jpg| hueg tats
Image:Daemonette_n%2B1.jpg
Image:RDamonette.jpg| Reasonable Daemonette
Image:Reasonable_Daemonette_Tentacle_Handjob.jpg| Reasonable promotions!
Image:Reasonable_Daemonette_Tentacle_Fun_With_Condoms.jpg| More reasonable promotions!
Image:Daemonette3.jpg|And an '''Un'''reasonable Daemonette.  Otherwise known as the regular kind.
Image:Daemonette_defiler.jpg| Defile 'Er, indeed...
Image:Irresistible.jpg|Simply Irresistible 
Image:Daemonette_objection.jpg|Hey you!  Sisters of Battle are hard enough to catch as it is.  At least save some for the rest of us.
Image:Daemonette pink.jpg
Image:Breakfast.jpg|Daemonette loev Cereal 
Image:Daemonette4.jpg
Image:Megachaos.jpg|Tittymonster Daemonette
Image:Ivydaemonette color.jpg
Image:Eldar-daemonette.jpg| [[Hil'ardil|Awesome]].
Image:Transform firewarrior.jpg|This is what happens when you fap too much
Image:Daemonette Studying.jpg
Image:LDaemon1.jpg |Daemonette Lawyer
Image:Allure_of_Slaanesh_by_Ragathol.jpg|There are actually two Daemonettes in this picture.  And one of them is about to shoot a Guardsman, because he picked the other plain Daemonette over her carefully constructed "hot schoolteacher" Commissar look.
Image:Daemonette_boobies_by_kriegsmachine14.jpg
Image:Daemonette_by_kriegsmachine14.jpg|You do have to sympathize with the Daemonettes on one thing.  They are pitifully forced to constantly restrain themselves from licking any objects at hand while idle.
Image:Daemonette_by_MumfordvsJakazi.png
Image:Demonette_colour_test_bw_by_FENRI5.jpg
Image:Stop_screwing_with_my_head_by_Ragathol.jpg
Image:Titdemon.PNG|This disgusting specimen managed to infiltrate the Imperium to Holy Terra itself, and even take a job at a Schola Progenum as a wet nurse, before the Inquisition finally caught up with her.
Image:Mud wrestle.jpg
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette2.png
Image:Chaos.png
Image:Deamonette4.jpg
Image:Sisters.png
Image:LDaemon2.jpg | Reasonable Daemonettes on the attack!
Image:Arrowsuit.jpg
Image:Daemonette painter copy.jpg|Is that a [[Pretty Marines|Pretty Marine]]?
Image:Daemonette poking boobs.jpg|This is what Slaanesh is all about. 
Image:Daemonette strapsuit.jpg
Image:Daemonette strapsuit huge.jpg
Image:Daemonette5.jpg
Image:KhorneDnSlaaneshD.jpg|Khorne daemonettes are always on the rag. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Image:-4str daemonette.jpg|'''+4 STR''', bitches!
Image:R-daemonette01.jpg |This is the start of the randomly generated daemonettes. 
Image:R-daemonette02.jpg |This was an actual first edition head. 
Image:R-daemonette03.jpg |Daemonettes used to have feathered hair back in the day. Like Bon Jovi. 
Image:R-daemonette04.jpg 
Image:R-daemonette05.jpg |She'll suck yo dick! (Clean off)
Image:R-daemonette06.jpg
Image:R-daemonette07.jpg
Image:R-daemonette 08.jpg
Image:R-daemonette09.jpg 
Image:R-daemonette 10.jpg |Heresy!
Image:R- daemonette 11.jpg |Maybe it wasn't a good idea to let fa/tg/uys dictate which body parts to use
Image:Daemonette_(0).jpg
Image:Daemonette_(1).jpg
Image:Daemonette_(2).jpg
Image:Daemonette_(3).jpg|This is what happens when you convert Japanese hentai eroge to Xbox compatibility.
Image:Daemonette_(4).png|This picture taken at the Annual Red Rivers costume party a couple hours before the infamous "LOOK OUT, SLAANESHI WHORE!" incident.
Image:Daemonette_(6).jpg
Image:Daemonette_(7).jpg
Image:Daemonette_(8).png
Image:Daemonette01.JPG
Image:Daemonette02.JPG|She looks so happy and carefree. Doesn't she? She just debauched an entire orphanage into a fatal orgy. No survivors.
Image:Daemonette commisssar.JPG|Just to caption the duplicate pic. This Commissar will still punish you if you are less than resolute against treason and heresy.
Image:Daemonette.JPG
Image:Daemonxmas copy.jpg
Image:Dakkanette.jpg|There are no female Orks, so there are no charms that Daemonettes can use to seduce them.  Right?
Image:Christmass.jpg
Image:Daemonettedraw.jpg
Image:Another!.png
Image:Bluedaemonette.png
Image:Megadaemonette.png
Image:Red daemonette.png
Image:Snakedaemonette.png
Image:Daemonwave.jpg
Image:Cosplay_Daemonettes_nom_nom_nom.jpg|nom nom nom
Image:Cosplay_Daemonettes_two_guys.jpg|they died with smiles on their faces
Image:Cosplay_Daemonette_bluenipples.jpg
Image:Slaaneshifest.png|A young daemonette's primer
Image:Slaanesh_Salesgirl_by_JoPereira.png|Cheap at any price
Image:Daemonette_of_slaanesh.jpg
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