Editing Skub

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[[Image:Skub comic.gif|thumb|400px|center|Skub in all its glory]]
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warning: this thread is *snap*core and shrek might need a bigger lens for it.

'''Skub''' is a fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic ''[http://pbfcomics.com/20/ The Perry Bible Fellowship]''. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary [[RAGE|rage]] and difference of opinion for <s>mundane</s> very important things; for instance, ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' and ''[[WARMACHINE]]'' are often referred to as ''Skubhammer'' and ''Skubmachine''. 

'''Politics''' (and '''religion''' (and '''sports''' (and '''history'''))) are often thought to be skub for grown-up, <s>“respectable” people</s> <s>idiots without an opinion on Skub</s> "respectable" people.

==The Arguments==
<s>It's good</s> <s><b>It's Great</b></s> It's ''Ok''

<strike>FUCK SKUB.</strike> SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)

<strike>SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER.</strike> THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A [[heresy|HERETIC]] THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.

<strike>SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION!</strike> TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH

<strike>PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!</strike> <span style="font-family:serif"><strike>Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation!</strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM! HERESY*'''}} Oh you, stop that. 

Skub is skub and nothing will change that.

<strike>Fuck this shite im out</strike>  <strike>NO! SKUB BEST</strike> SKUB IZ MOST MALEVOLENT PLAGUE-SKUM

<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> >Still arguing over skub. </span>

Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}</strike> <strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM! STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, CRIMINAL SKUB!*'''}}
</strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! THAT'S DOUBLE HERESY!*'''}}
<strike>Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub!</strike> LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. (Not sure that's a good thing)

<strike>LOUD NOISES!!!!!</strike> Please do not scream, it agitates the Skublord.

<strike>DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!!</strike> [[Matt Ward]] HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR '''''[[Roboute_Guilliman|SPIRITUAL LIEGE]]'''''!

Wait, if Matt Ward wrote Skub into something, isn't that automatically a strike <s>against it?</s> <s>for it</s> MATT WARD IS THE SKUBLORD, IT EVEN RHYMES

<strike>SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST</strike> LIES AND [[HERESY]], SKUB IS [[Nurgle|CARCINOGENIC]] AND TASTES LIKE [[Grey Knights|SHIT]]

<s>I think Skub tastes like Skub.</s> I have no words for whatever chaos spawn could commit such well worded heres-- IOGPPEPCKKSPPEPPKDKA

<strike>skub smells of oxygen (HURR DURR)</strike> Skub smells are the smells of heaven! <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> >You're never going to heaven, how do you know what it smells like? </span>

<strike> Can't we all just sit down and talk about this?</strike> FUCK YOU SKUB FOR LIFE!

<strike>The Imperium lives to serve skub</strike> BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds skub and KILLS IT WITH FIRE (when avaliable)

Essentially <strike>marmite.</strike>  fuk marmite real men go for <strike>vegemite</strike> A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than <strike>Bovril</strike> WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.

<strike>Pro Skub </strike> <strike>Anti Skub </strike> <strike>Pro Skub </strike> <strike>Anti Skub </strike> <strike>Pro Skub </strike> <strike>Anti Skub </strike> <strike>Pro Skub </strike> <strike>Anti Skub </strike> <strike>Pro Skub </strike> <strike>Anti Skub </strike> <strike>Pro Skub </strike> <s>Anti Skub </s>
<s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>PRO SKUB!!</s> <s>Nope, anti Skub.</s> <s>Nope.avi, #skubislife</s>
Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty <s>Skub user</s> GOD.

<strike>[[Just As Planned]].</strike> Skub users can't plan for shit.

<strike>'''ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY ''GOD''!!!'''</strike> don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS

<strike>Skub is all right, I guess...</strike> <s>No, it isn't.</s> <strike>Yes, it is.</strike> Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your <strike>metal</strike> skub box.

<strike>What about guys who are neutral on skub personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards.</strike> Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!

SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE

SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH <strike>But that's heresy!</strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}

on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf

Skrub feels great if you stick your dick In it

ALL HAIL SKUB!!!
ALL HAIL SKUB!!!
SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.

I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB

YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} (The Commissar uses skub too)

What the fuck is skub?{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|That's double heresey!}}

More like hearsay amirite?{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}

Skub, like <s>Hershey</s> [[HERESY]], tastes <s>delicious</s> SHITTY!

<s>SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!!</s> CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!

Skub? Get that away from me or I'm calling the Coast Guard {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}

Fact: A lack of Skub in your life can cause you to turn into a Chaos Spawn-OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL...

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''IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.''

''LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.''

''IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.''

''IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.''

''IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.''

''IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.''

''IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.''

''IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.''

''IT IS MY'' '''''SKUB''''' ''AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS.''
~The God-Emperor of Mankind ''On the creation of skub.''</strike>

SKUB IS DISGUSTING GOO.

''>2017 ''
''><s>still</s> <s>not</s> using skub <b>IS MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY. PRAISE YOU ALMIGHTY SKUB</b>''

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY AM I SCARED!!!!???

<strike>2017 and you anti-skub bigots are still out there spreadig LIES about SKUB</strike> SKUB IS DEGENERATE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

SKUB IS AMAZING AND USING IT AS A SKIN OINTMENT IS PROVEN TO GRANT ETERNAL LIFE AND EXFOLIATE LIKE NO OTHER!!!

Skub is the fifth Chaos God.

Skub is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril.
LIES, SKUB IS THE '''EMPRAHS''' SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had Skub for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had skub for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy!

In the end, there is only Skub.

Funfact: [[Warmachine|Menoth]] and the [[Hordes|Devourer Wurm]] are fighting over a pot of skub. ''It's just that <strike>good</strike> <strike>bad</strike> <strike>Good</strike> <strike>BAD</strike> Skub.





I have such faith in <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>skub</strike> <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>skub</strike> <strike>skubmanity</strike> <strike>nothing</strike> <strike>everything</strike> <strike>Nietzsche's way of thinking.</strike> The ability of <strike>people</strike> all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the <s>pettiest</s> <s>greatest bullshit.</s> Skub

^ Disregard the above implication. Muh middleman fallacy. You can only be <strike> pro-skub </strike> or anti-skub. No in between. No sidelines.

*So which are you then, eh?

Filthy neutrals get OFF OUR PAGE <strike>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</strike> Stop that autistic screeching at once
*This, only filthy skub users screech like that.
Skub is great, fuck you.
[[Category:meme]]

Skubbary Execution (skub limbo)

{{BLAM|'''SKARBRAND HATES SKUB'''}}

Skub is so great the tyranids came to this galaxy to harness its <strike>powers</strike> tightness. All hail Cypher the true Warmaster! Codename '''Greatness'''

Snap selfies of the tyranid queen is the reason for such heresy and heredity                

One must be enlightened to the Greater Good (The Greater Good) and it's message of harmony between Scub and Anti-Scub join me brothers and siste- *BLAM* DAMN TAU SCUM!

<s>You anti-scub fuckers squander the greatest thing in the universe</s>

If you like it so much, at least spell the goddamn name right, you ass-backwards Skub-lover.

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

SKUBPRIDE WORLDWIDE

Sly Marbo sneakily takes your Skub and proceeds to defecate all over it.

Skub caused my forge world to get taken blown up by the forces of Nurgle.

<s>Pro-skub and anti-skub need to shut the fuck up [[Exterminatus|OR ELSE.]]</s> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only skub. 

You guys ''know'' Skub is actually Orc snot,right? <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>AN' WUT DA ZOG IS RONG WIFF DAT? BEIN' ORKY ONLY MAKEZ IT BETTAH, YA GRETCHIN GIT</span>

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* What pro-Skub say:

* What Anti-Skub say:

* What they have in Common:[[Rage]]

<s>Both [[Neckbeard|Pro-Skub]] and [[Neckbeard|Anti-Skub]]  [[Exterminatus|need to shut the fuck up]].</s> '''STFU CENTRIST FAG. SKUB!!!!'''

<s>I have found the solution to this terrible civil war of Skub and Anti Skub and it is! Oh wait I don't feel very good *One of the One half culled by Thanos*</s> '''IT ONLY CULLED HALF OF EACH'''

<s>Skub ain't that bad.</s> OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION.

<nowiki>SKUB IS THE BEST AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MINE YA CAHNTS</nowiki>

Skub is very <s>good</s> Bad. Who knew?

The Skub will be here forever and always. The Skub sees. The Skub knows. The Skub protects.

<s>Lmao it's 2018 almost 2019 and Im sitting here wondering about the elections.</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM! HERESY*'''}}

It is 2019 and I'm sitting here wondering about the Skub

Elections bad, skub also <s>bad</s>great, ya bunch of animals

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, FUCK <s>YOU</s>ME SKUB LOVERS.

Who cares about skub let's <s>talk about knees and vents.</s>lets not.

FUCK YOURSELF CENTRIST SCUM
SKUB 
FOR LIFE

MATTHEW WARDS USES SKUB, LOOK HOW AWESOME HE IS!

I prefer Skub Lite

Is this Skub eco-friendly?

No, Skub is an environmentally effective memetic toxin which kills baby seals and dancing penguin chicks by the mere act of coming into their awareness. They will also instantly develop the cognitive capacity to understand what Skub is just a fraction of time for said Skub to obliterate their minds. Skub doesn't just kill nature, it causes it existential horror.
''Still not sure if this is pro or anti Skub propaganda''

Want a skub cranberry?

Also Skub "Lite" is why the pun fa/tg/uys is actually descriptive.

No-one knows what Skub truly is, nor any of it's lite or diet or whatever the [[Rape|Holy Thyroid Glands]]. So, by order of The Ordo Hereticus and the supreme athority of [[The Emperor|He-Who-Rules-On-Terra]] any further posts about this shall be executed by the Adeptus Arbites or/and Orgyns. So SHUT IT

scub. more like. sbub. hahahahah

Quick side note: skub is what /ppl/acks use to start twitter flame wars. Even when it looks like they had nothing to do with it, it was them.;)

Skub is my favourite anal lubricant.

PLEASE SKUB MY ASSHOLEE!!11

Skubbing an asshole can cause severe anal warts. Please skub responsibly.

Oh, is that what those weird warts are?

From the moment I learned the weakness of <s>my flesh</s> skub, it disgusted me. I sought strength and certainty in <s>steel</s> skub. I aspired to become one with the blessed <s>skub</s>machine. Your kind cling to your flesh like <s>a temple</s> skub, as if it will not ultimately decay and fail you. One day, the crude <s>skub</s> biomass will fail you, and you will beg my <s>skubbots</s> kind to save you. But I am already <s>saved</s> skub incarnate. For <s>the machine</s> skub is eternal.

Even in death I serve the <s>Skubnissiah</s> ANTI SKUB INQUISITION!

BaaaaAck when I was yer age, I hed erectil disfunctionun, ser I took skub. 

Did it work, grandpa?

<s>Yes</s> <s>No</s> <s>Yes</s> <s>No</s> <s>Shuddup Johnny I killed yer fer a reasin, ya anti-Skub scum</s> <s>No</s> 

I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Marmite" bullshit going on in the D20 system right now. Skub deserves much <s>better</s> worse than that.

Can we settle this peacefully? Obviously Skub is the ______ [needs citation]

Brennan sent me here.

Oh the fucking anti-Skub mongs are at it again.

Skub advocates should be sectioned

You know... if Skub didn't exist... would we have any war? What if Skub is the reason Japan bombed those poor Pearl Harborists? What if that once prince who died and started World War One died because he liked skub? What if that one Aztec war was because... Skub? What if the Great Crusade was because of Skub? What if Skub was the reason behind... everything? Ahhh, whatever, fuck it. Skub for life. War forever.

Deep, man.

Fuck <s>philosophy</s> Skub.

Let the Edit Wars begin! And may the <s>games</s> FUCKING SKUB be ever in your favour.

I'm pro anti-skub, but I'm also anti pro-skub.

Skub is The Emperor, Anti-Skub is Chaos. (Make of this what you will)
Skub, Skub never changes

Eat Skub Mothafuckas!

If any of you faggots deletes, strikethroughs, etc. this text, I'm gonna fucking delete THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE.

I edited this page and all I got was this Skub...

Skumb deserve death

'In the most ancient time there was a war between but just two factions of such vastness raging through out the Galaxy it causes all the combined current violent exertions all the living, the undead machines and, neverborn spawn of the warp to hide it's collective face away with great shame and say,
"We are but the trifling squabble of uncommitted, convictionless children. No longer can we proudly claim to be the harrowing madness of intractable conflict"

War has a memory both honest and longer than even the lifespan of species and it remembers the greatest of all calamities ever to cause thinking minds to seek to obliterate any who harbored disagreement.
Yes, War remembers when it was first born in the Galaxy and in only one tale of the ancient times is it mention just one time in passing and the few who know of even that think it to be a lie.

For when the C'tan called the Deceiver told the Silent King they had once fought the Old Ones and lost he spoke of an event so real, so profound in it's effect that even he was obligated to not lie of it occurance.....
That war was the first war in our galaxy, when the Even Older Old Ones and Original C'tan became embroiled in the Irreconcilable Disagreement on the nature of Skub.

Where the Deceiver lied was who was for it & who was against it.'
 
- Opening chapter of The Occulted History of the Great Sundering of Skub




== Gallery ==
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File:Skub.GIF|Pandora's <s>Skub</s> <s>'''Shit'''</s> '''DIVINE NECTAR'''
File:Proskub.png|<s>disgusting</s> <s>GLORIOUS AND TRUTHFUL</s> <s>FILTHY FALSEHOOD</s> EXCELLENT AND WONDERFUL pro-skub propaganda
File:Antiskub.png|<s>disgusting</s> <s>GLORIOUS AND TRUTHFUL</s> <s>disgusting</s> <s>VALOROUS AND HONEST</s> foolish and worthless anti-skub propaganda
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