Editing Æonic Orb

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== Æonic Orb ==
[[File:AEonic_orb.JPG|thumb|right|250px|What Lexicanum thinks an Æonic Orb might look like.  Proof of their [[FAIL|fail]].
A rare and ancient piece of Necron artillery, the '''Æonic Orb''' is a floating construct built during the [[War in Heaven]] to counter the forces of the [[Old Ones]].  This ungodly beast of a weapon is to a [[Monolith]] what a Monolith is to a Scarab.  Why is this thing so hueg, one might ask?  Because, my friend, it has [[rip and tear|really hueg guts]].  The main weapon on the Æonic Orb is, in fact, a star.  Not a piece of a star, not the core of a star, ''the whole fucking star.''  Not just any star, mind you, the star in question is typically stolen from a particularly disgraced or hated race or kingdom's solar system, relinquishing the planets and remaining population to [[grimdark|fly off into space, frozen and dark, coasting forever.]]


The Æonic Orb itself is merely a container for the star, which has been heavily compressed using spatial and dimensional manipulation, and modified via the addition of fresh hydrogen and removal of waste elements from the big ball of fiery death, making it big ball of even ''more'' fiery death.  Other systems include solar energy collectors on the inside of the star chamber to collect enough energy to power all of the various systems, drives, and functions of the Orb.  The containment systems keep the star both contained (big surprise) and mobile, as well as isolating the gravity field of the imprisoned star to, you know, stop the thing from imploding the Æonic Orb and any planet it sits on.


It floats along the ground much like a Monolith, but at a higher altitude.  Since [[GeeDub]] never released an official (or unofficial) model for the thing, nobody knows quite what it looks like.  Maybe it is camera-shy.  Or kills all witnesses.  Probably the later.  Either way, it is big and somewhat circular.  It has no other weapons besides the star.


Oh, wait, did we forget to mention the star is the main weapon?  ''BECAUSE IT IS.''  This monstrosity uses a STAR as a weapon.  You see, the containment field on the Æonic Orb can be breached on command, releasing all of the power and fury of a literally unchained fusion reaction in any direction it chooses.  [[Plasma]] wishes it was this cool.  Not only do you get a blinding light, a burst of raw plasma, and a heat so searing that magma looks like an ice cube, you also get a blast of every conceivable kind of radiation, meaning that if by some miracle of miracles you survive your "stellar" experience, you will probably have no totally-intact strand of DNA left in your body, and literally every organ in your body will fail, get cancer, lyse, and/or boil.  Not always in that order.


It can fire in a Solar Flare or Solar Burst.  The former is designed to [[anime|pierce the heavens]] and burn through any defense, even the earth itself, sublimating all matter with impunity, in what can only be described as a continuous, beam-like explosion.  The latter is designed to bathe infantry and vehicles, turning the area inside the blast into an inhospitable hellhole of heat and radiation so intense organic life boils and pops like a balloon (if not already instantly burned to hot ash) while tanks melt like butter into hot, gooey slag.  The only caveat is that the star powers the containment field, so the Æonic Orb must stop and recharge after each shot or risk a total solar breach and release a supercharged, super-compressed star onto the battlefield, permakilling both Necron and Foe in short order.


And of course, nothing this awesome could be made by GW, even in [[Epic]] scale where the rules for it were released.  Necrons rarely, if ''ever'', draw upon the Æonic Orb in battle.  It is considered a critical resource by current Necron forces, and only in an all-out war will they send this deathmachine to battle.  And lets be fair, the Necrons haven't faced an all-out war since they gobsmacked the Old Ones.