Editing B3: Palace of the Silver Princess (section)

==Orange Module Bad (and Porny)==
In this version the party aims for the ruined castle of Argenta, a "long-dead" princess, rumoured to hold My Lady's Heart - a massive ruby. When they find the ruby they find Argenta still here also, along with her knight - both Chaotic (=evil) ghosts like in AD&D, with an aging effect. In this Basic adventure, that monster-type had to be included with the New Monsters.

There's an outdoor section that isn't bad actually. The domain is on a plateau overlooking the "Princes of Glantri" to the southeast. Yes, this is the first appearance of Glantri in what would become [[Mystara]]. It's dominated by the barony Gulluvia itself ruled by one (female) D'hmis, a truly vicious (and misandric) tyrant. Unfortunately D'hmis will have nothing to do with the plot of the adventure that follows. Wells' map (she drew it herself) has its river flow north, toward the mountain-range; and away from the cliff dropping south to Glantri. But maybe there's an underground cavern under those badlands.

As with B1 and, to a more-quarantined extent, B2 ("Caves Of The Unknown") and - soon - [[The Lost City|B4]]: B3 had left some of the dungeon details vacant for the DM to flesh out. This practice was however going out of fashion in the AD&D module-lines. And B3 already ''had'' a sizeable outdoors pocked with wilderness regions and adventure-ideas.

Anyway what wasn't in the module wasn't ''nearly'' as troublesome as what ''was''. As Willingham noted, much of the actual content was Society for Creative Anachronism fangurl gush. There's even a poem here. And that werebearette with the ruby sword breaks the first rule of game design, which is: [[Your Dudes|the ''PCs'' are the heroes]], not [[Mary Sue|your overpowered selfinsert]].

The new monsters, besides the transplanted ghost, were notorious in their silliness. Like the hermaphroditic ubues. Like the six-legged platypus ([[WTF]]?). I mean, come on, it's not like early-'80s [[Fiend_Folio|TSR would ever let shit like ''that'' loose]].

Accounts differ on how Wells reacted to the criticism. Wells claimed to the end (she died 2012) that she had worked closely with her designated editor Edward Sollers. Other designers claim that she went BAAWWWWW to her chum Gary Gygax, who resisted calls to change the content. And the management had pissed off the workers below decks, by firing a bunch of staff for instance.
[[File:IllusionDecapus.jpg|thumb|Eat me, beat me, make me DM this module]]
So a revolt brewed in the art-department. Wells (and Sollers, and the TSR management) got TROLOLOed by Erol Otus who snuck portraits of the shitcanned ex-TSR staff into the artwork without Wells' consent. On those ''hermaphrodites'' no less. That's right up there [[That_Guy_Destroys_Psionics|with the best passive-aggressive dickmoves]] (and against an equally deserving target).

Willingham said fuck-this-noise and ragequit mid-drawing, leaving the rest of his artwork for someone else. Otus further slipped in some sexytimes elsewhere. Kevin Hendryx went Smithee and demanded his name go UNcredited. Laura Roslof for her own part just went full literotica, drawing in a woman tied by her own hair being pawed at by goblinoids or maybe demons (they didn't have devils in the Basic line).

Meanwhile the printer dropped the last two rooms (37 and 38) out of the first floor's descriptions. Room 38 was, as the last entry in the first floor, supposed to support the bottom of the stair / ladder into the ''first'' room in the second floor.

And repeat: not that upper management cared or even had the wit to judge but, the content of the text was rotten.

In 2002, Wizards of the Coast released the orange version on their website for free alongside an article on its history. It remained there till Wizards reorganized their website in August 2011, but [https://web.archive.org/web/20110308054620/http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article.asp?x=dnd/dx20020121x7 you can still find it via the Internet Archive]. It's likely still on WotC's website somewhere, but nobody can figure out how to navigate Wizard's archived articles and find it.