Editing Carlos McConnell (section)

== History ==

A power claymore in one hand, a [[laspistol]]a in the other, Carlos McConnell was the bravest [[Rogue Trader]] the galaxy had ever known. Wearing a kilt and sombrero (because in 'Murica all Spaniards are Mexicans), his faith in the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperador]] was so strong that he was able to accomplish his duties even with a ship crewed by nothing but Felinids. Only Emperor knows why the man chose to surround himself with Abhumans, but that's Rogue Traders for you.

Carlos McConnell! Born of an Angry Spanishian [[Commissar]] and her Angrier Scottishian General Lover!

Sent into this world in the midst of battle! Like Hercules in the crib, he throttled Rippers! He spent his childhood beating up Gretchin - as practice! 

His mother was eaten by a [[Mawloc]] - so he ate it! With Potatties and Hotsauce! His father was killed by a Champion of [[Slaanesh]] - so we all know what happened next - "My name is Carlos McConnell. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

He stole a ship to get his revenge - and the crew gladly accepted him as their new captain!

He killed a Hundred men and pleasured a Hundred women to earn his warrant of trade!

He conquered a planet from [[xenos]] and [[heretic]]al filth, named it after himself, and found it filled with catgirls!

Carlos McConnell - Rogue Trader and Hero of the Imperium!