Editing Nurgle Plague Tower (section)

== Overview or Why These Things Suck Nurgle's Rotting Gonads ==

[[File:PlagueTower.jpg|290px|left|thumb|Yes. It is as stupid as it looks.]]

Even with a more modern illustration (See pic on the right), the Plague Tower still looks [[Blood Reaper|stupid]]. I mean for Nurgle's sake you would think that they would do away with the idiotic [[derp]] faces with something more disgusting like the [[Plaguereaper]], but nooooo...they just have to give the new Plague Towers the faces of [[herp|surprised emojis...]][[Bullshit|fucking bullshit!]] The stupidity and impracticality of this Daemon Engine are further compounded by how ECKS BAWKS HUEG it is. Seriously it is as tall as a [[Warhound Scout Titan]] for crying out loud! A blind Guardsmen in command of a [[Shadowsword]] has more chance of hitting the damned thing than walking up a flight of stairs without a walking stick.

As the title suggests, it is, at heart, a glorified siege tower. Yes, the big towers on wheels that besieging forces would push forward to try and act as a ramp into the castle in medieval times. The sort of thing that even [[Orks|Feral Orks]] consider kind of primitive. Hell, even as a ''siege tower'', its an absolute [[Shitstorm|shit cake.]] I mean, where in the mother of absolute fuck are the troops meant to go anywhere to siege the fortress walls? Are you able to see an entrance or a siege ramp somewhere? Because we sure as hell can't! The goddamned Plague Mortar is in the fucking way and the two cannons blocks any form of entrance due to the mechanics of the weapons. [[FAIL|So we have a siege tower that can't in fact, ''actually besiege'', due to GW 'accidentally' forgetting to place an opening for troops to barge into enemy walls.]]