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== season 1&2 == Main: Slightly naive [[Tau]] fire warrior. Has a tendency to bumble into things, and the few episodes he doesn't get the heroes into trouble that way his bumbling is what ultimately saves the day by sheer dumb luck. Supporting cast: A harsh and somewhat boisterous [[Space Marine]] who frequently is used as an aesop about being nice to people, though he himself never learns permanently (classic aesop amnesia). A [[kroot]] deadpan snarker who is dangerously genre-savvy though rarely acts on it, as he prefers to sit around and eat pretty much anything he happens across (played for laughs, may get used as an aesop that he, of course, forgets after the end of the episode). A tsundere gue'vesa auxiliary as the token girl and romantic interest who frequently takes advantage of the fact that the lead sucks in close combat to bludgeon him upside the head. An [[Eldar]] death jester as the resident badass among morons, there purely for popularity's sake and is more of a "wild card" than an actual hero, frequently off doing his own thing rather than helping out. Villains: A bumbling [[Chaos Lord]] and his Chaos [[Sorcerer]] lieutenant. [[Dawn of War|They never, ever win. Ever.]] And frequently go flying off into the warp shouting "I'll get you next time, fire warrrrrrriiiiiooooooorrrrr!" The [[Chaos]] Lord is the dumb brute who, while strong, mucks things up constantly. The Chaos Sorcerer is sly, but cowardly. He is constantly trying to off the Chaos Lord and take his place but it never works and frequently backfires in a hilarious fashion (he does this at least once every single episode they appear in to no avail). His constant treachery sometimes undermines his other schemes, as he has trouble keeping them all straight. The two are later upstaged by their boss, a [[daemon]] prince, who is introduced in a standard "newer, bigger, nastier bad guy" season finale. Cerebus Syndrome strikes at this point. When the daemon prince gets killed by HIS boss (a [[Tzeentch|Lord of Change]]) for failing. The Lord of Change whips the [[Chaos Lord|Lord]] and the [[Sindri|Sorcerer]] into line and has them start doing actually evil things, which they find revolting, and they start plotting to try and get out from under the daemon's thumb. The sudden competency of the villains take the heroes by complete surprise and they almost all die. The kroot makes a heroic sacrifice (he's genre savvy, the heroes best friend, AND the dead pan snarker so he's the one who dies) to save them. The tau starts loosing is naivete, the gue'vesa gets raped, the space marine gets ordered to betray them all (which he does with heavy hearts) and is killed by the tau, and the death jester starts acting more like an ass than a real friend. In keeping with the sudden and inexplicable adherence to the GRIMDARK, the Eldar should turn out to be a dick who was playing them for saps all along. He slips into quasi-villain territory, requiring someone to replace him considering you can't leave the romantic leads alone on the team or then the relationship might ACTUALLY GO SOMEWHERE. Is this real or are you just jacking of?
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