Editing Angry Marines (section)

== From the Flames of Furfaggotry ==

*Imperial historical logs; as compiled by Commissar T.G. Wang, 137th Trondheim Regiment of the Imperial Guard<br>
*''A synopsis of the events preceding the destruction of all heretical forces on Tertius Gamma follows''<br>
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The planet of Tertius Gamma was besieged by mutants of Chaos, the insipidness of which had never been before seen in this sector of space. The furry abominations, committing the hideous blasphemy of wearing sacred power armor as if in service to the God-Emperor, had been leveling city after city for days. And now... they had advanced upon the capitol city, the last bastion of humanity.

However, little did anyone realize that the incursion had been noticed by one of the greatest Chapters of all Space Marines -- whose mighty Battle Barge was even now entering orbit around the planet -- the Angry Marines.<br>


<!-->Unknown at the time to their "brothers", another Company had set their sights on the grim scene below. <-->"''GODDAMMIT, WHY AREN'T WE ON THE GROUND YET?''" screamed an armored visage. What remained of his face had been twisted recognizably by sheer rage.

"''Sir, we cannot enter the atmosphere that quickly. The friction woul bur-''" The voice of the Servitor was cut short as he was crushed beneath the sheer weight of the Marine's armor as he jumped into the pilot terminal.<br>
Thus, the Battle Barge, the ''Litany of Litany's Litany'', began its screaming descent towards the besieged planet.<br>


All the while, a cacophony of sickly sounds continued to permeate from the murky planet below.
<br>"''Yiff... yiff... yiff... yiff...''"
<br>It was maddening; sufficiently so that any lesser man would have taken his own life. But it had no effect on the stalwart Marines of rage save to infuriate them like never before.<br>


At the same time (and unknown to their brethren on the first Battle Barge, or vice versa), a second Battle Barge of the Chapter, the ''Maximum FUCK'', hovered at the ready directly over the capital city.  Upon it, poised the payload of Adeptus Astartes Angry Marines, prepared to make planetfall.

Captain Temperus of the 3rd Company watched and waited, his eyes fixed firmly on the screens showing a wave of mutants overrunning the planetary defense force positions. He felt his blood boil as he looked upon the livery adorning their armor, their mockery of everything they stood for. Their faces were an abomination. The heretical glee, visible on their faces even from space, angered the Brother Captain even moar.

The comms-servant gave a silent nod, and although it seemed as though he hadn't seen it, Temperus was well aware. It was time-- but he hadn't the patience for any conventional strike this time.

"''CUNT SNIFFING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERS!''" He bellowed with rage. With the full force of his forehead, Captain Temperus struck the large red button on the console in front of him, destroying it in the process. Great shields on the side of the Battle Barge turned into place over the front of the craft, forming a giant battering ram shaped like a middle finger.

The ''Maximum FUCK'' began its nose-first descent into the atmosphere.<br>


The fighting around the capitol city grew more and more fierce. The furred mutants were sending their numbers to die beneath the walls of the city, each one attempting to use their bladed weapon to try and chip away at the hardened rockcrete. At first the defenders jeered at their foolhardiness. But as more corpses piled around the walls, the more precarious became the city's chances.

"''Keep up that heavy bolter fire!''" the Commissar screamed over the din of the gun emplacements.<br>
"''Bring up the flamers! Show these abominations the cleansing power of The Emperor!''"<br>
Just then a Servitor scuttled up to the Commissar's side.

"''Milord, crafts from off-world are making planetfall. It appears to be the Adeptus Astartes.''"

"''Ah, at last. Now we shall TRULY turn the tide against this filth!''" beamed the Commissar.

In revelry and decadence, the furries fought and continued to advance. The city would soon fall, there was none alive on Tertius Gamma who could stop them now.<br>


Suddenly, all heads turned skywards, eyes scanning above to find the source of a terrible noise. The two Angry Marines Battle Barges collided sides-first against one another as they plummeted towards a single target. The mutants realized that target was them.

The Commissar turned his eyes skywards as the enemy fell silent and a great shadow fell across the lands.

"''What the fuck...''" the Commissar uttered under his breath, in disbelief.<br>


"''FUCK YOU, I WAS HERE FIRST!!!''" screamed the commander aboard the ''Litany of Litany's Litany'', as he piloted his barge directly into the heart of the mutant hordes below.

"''NO FUCK YOU, I DEPLOYED THE FINGER!!!''" Captain Temperus cursed back.<br>


Traitors fled, mutants hid, deviants cried out for their dark gods to save them. As one, then two Battle Barges slammed into the enemy lines.<br>
With a terrifying roar, the planet itself was torn asunder!<br>
Tertius Gamma was no more.

All that remained was two Battle Barges, locked in fierce combat.

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Thought for the Day: ''Suffer not the Furry to live.''<br>
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