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==Notable Chaplains== *'''Varnus''': An [[Ultramarines]] Chaplain whose defining deed (making him a potential Mary Sue (IT WAS [[AWESOME]] NONETHELESS)) is single-handedly [[AWESOME|pwning a fuck-mothering]] [[Bloodthirster|BLOODTHIRSTER]]. Needless to say, [[Khorne]] was very [[RAGE|salty]]. *'''[[Asmodai]]''': Interrogator-Chaplain of the [[Dark Angels]]. A major buzzkill and batshit crazy, but more famous than his boss thanks to how much Asmodai sucks at his job. Takes interrogation to another level and leaves his victims deranged and totally insane, though, this seems to reveal little to no information. *'''Sapphon''': High-Interrogator of the Dark Angels, at odds with Asmodai over practically everything. Supposed to be the head honcho, but Asmodai doesn't give a shit. *'''[[Grimaldus]]''': Reclusiarch of the [[Black Templars]]. A seriously hardcore bastard who defended Helsreach and all-around [[awesome]] character. Took on a sizable WAAAAAAGH with a meager garrison, said some mean ass shit, and beat the crap out of countless orks. *'''[[Xavier]]''': Famous [[Salamanders]] Chaplain, meaning he's a major bro. *'''[[Ortan Cassius]]''': Master of Sanctity for the [[Ultramarines]]. Responsible for the formation of the Tyrannic War Veterans, to better help combat the menace that [[Tyranids|almost devoured all of Ultramar]]. One of the few Ultramarine character who is not "THA BEST EVAR!" and thus an unsufferable Mary Sue. Also helped envision serious deviations from the Codex Astartes... but anyone who goes blow for blow with a carnifex and asks for seconds gets their opinions duly rewarded. *'''[[Ulrik the Slayer]]''': High Wolf Priest of the [[Space Wolves]]. A wild bastard who survived the First War of Armageddon and also has [[Leman Russ]]' own helmet. Angron himself saluted this dude's combat prowess after he curb stomped three Berzerkers completely unarmed. *'''[[Kardan Stronos]]''': [[Iron Hands]] Iron Father. Was elected to act as Chapter Master by the clan council. Also has a massive boner for Razorbacks, and an equally large hate-boner for the [[Necrons]]. *'''[[Astorath]] the Grim''': [[Blood Angels]] Master of Sanctity and ''Redeemer of the Lost''. His job involves rounding up those in the [[Death Company]] and then lopping their heads off, as they're pretty much lost causes by that point. Gabriel Seth himself even said this dude was more than a match for him, and had to hurl him off a wall just to prove a point. *'''[[Lemartes]]''': Blood Angels Chaplain who's badass enough to rein control over the [[Black Rage]]. Keeps an eye over the Death Company as ''Guardian of the Lost''. He is currently the second most 40K thing in 40K, being the patron saint of always being mind-shatteringly angry, closely beat out by the [[Eversor Assassin]]. He is only released when unstoppable carnage is the most expedient means to achieve victory. *'''Mikelus''': [[Blood Ravens]] Reclusiarch who was said to have beaten the Necron Lord of Kronus...according to [[Davian Thule]]. Everyone else can attest to him dying like a bitch to the 'cron Lord's incredible amounts of [[cheese]]. But he was a nice honour guard member so it's okay. *'''Carnak''': [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden|No, not that Carnac.]] This one is a Chaplain of the [[Imperial Fists]], from [[Ultramarines: The Movie]]. How do you stand out in a movie about the Ultrasmurfs? John Hurt has two words for you: '''"BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN, HERETICS!"''' *'''Durendin''': Chaplain of the [[Grey Knights]] who appears in the first story of Justicar Alaric. Known for wielding [[awesome|relic nemesis force lightning claws]] passed down from the early days of the chapter. *'''[[Diomedes]]''': Former Honor Guard Captain turned Chaplain in light of his never waving faith and loyalty in the emperor when the [[Blood Ravens]] chapter master went full-heresy. His great oratory skills spur on his brothers in the battle for baldness. Believes that in a mad age, the [[Angry Marines|madmen]] should lead the way. *'''[[Soul Drinkers|Daenyathos]]''': The [[Spiritual Liege]] of the [[Soul Drinkers]] chapter and a [[Heresy|traitor]] who used his influence and reputation to turn the Soul Drinkers away from the Emperor. His vision was to rule the galaxy through suffering and the enslavement of Chaos. He turned the Soul Drinker's entire Reclusiam into his personal agents of corruption. *'''[[Thalastian Jorus]]''': Contender to the title of most awesome Chaplain to have ever lived in their 10 millennia of existence, for channelling the spirit of [[Sigismund]] (despite being a Blood Angel) and kicking [[Abaddon]]'s arse. No we are not kidding. This man lead a small contingent of Death Company brother on a string of suicide ambushes directly upon the Warmaster and his chosen guard. They fought so well, that after they were eventually slain, their bodies and armor were carefully preserved. NO looting or defilement at all. Abbadon himself demanded that they be honored. Though given Abbadon's track record, that may not be much of an honor.
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