Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

==Objections are Underpowered in Phoenix  Wright==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "pointing out contradictions" bullshit that's going on in the Ace Attorney games right now. Objections deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine paper attorney's badge in Los Angeles for 0 Yen (that's about $0) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even make hardened war veterans cry by showing them that they lied about the orientation of a lamp.

American attorneys spend seconds working on a single objection and yell it at up to a million decibels to produce the finest legal screams known to mankind.

Objections are thrice as dangerous as "hold it!"s and thrice as rewarding for that matter too. Anything a "hold it!" can reveal, an objection can prove better. I'm pretty sure an objection could easily disprove an elaborately planned murder frame-up with a single piece of decisive evidence.

Ever wonder why the prosecution never bothers cross-examining the witnesses? That's right, they're too scared to argue with the disciplined defense attorneys and their objections of destruction. Even in the OJ Simpson case, the prosecution targeted the defense attorneys who could yell better first because their legal power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Objections are simply the best reason to point at people that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better abilities in the Ace Attorney games. Here is the stat block I propose for Objections:

-Wins case without any evidence<br>
-Prompts real killer to immediately come forth and confess<br>
-Causes prosecutor to flee to Germany/commit suicide<br>

Now that seems a lot more representative of the legal power of Objections in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Objections need to do more in cases in Ace Attorney, see my new stat block.