Editing Golarion (section)

===Geb===
Fuck yeah [[Lich]] King (actually a ghost king, though there is a Lich Queen ruling in his stead, since the ghost king is mildly senile (edit: said Lich Queen was destroyed in an AP and is now wandering around without a body somewhere on Golarion (edit: she's a goddess now, and she hates her worshippers' stupid guts))). Originally part of ancient Osirion until they exiled a cocky necromancer named Geb, so he started his own kingdom with [[meme|blackmagic and hookers]], also named Geb, and got into a multi-century pissing match with the wizard Nex, who ruled the nation of Nex. This war fucked both countries, turning Geb into an undead wasteland and the southern portions of Nex into a desert where magic doesn't work.