Editing Tales of Fail (section)

==Necrodermis Chastity Belt==

A group of friends and I had a match of 5th edition Warhammer 40k, where one player would use an army while the others each used a single HQ choice.  The other HQ players chose their characters, I chose a Necron Lord (3rd Ed codex) while she chose a Chaos Space Marines army led by an Exalted Keeper of Secrets ([[Rape|the S7 Gargantuan Creature with the sword that ignores Invulnerable Saves as well]]).  We managed to do some damage to the army without much wounds lost, taking a few of them out.  [[Anal Circumference|Then the Exalted Keeper of Secrets charged in.    We responded accordingly]].

A geared-up Space Marine captain fell to it in one round of combat.  Then it charged an Avatar of Khaine, which was also curbstomped in a single round of combat against that monstrosity.  Then it charged my Necron Lord and declared challenge.  I grudgingly accepted, knowing that my Necron Lord was about to be destroyed and (lorewise) likely reduced to a sex toy.  Despite the fact that the EKoS had ''eight attacks'' (to my three wounds) that hit on 3's and wounded on 2's with with no saves allowed SHE PROCEEDED TO MISS OR FAIL TO WOUND ON NEARLY EVERY ATTACK.  The one wound that gets through meant my Necron Lord was able to retaliate.  My HQ hits and wounds with his Warscythe, taking a wound off the EKoS and surviving the combat.  Though the Necron Lord died in the second round of combat he passed his "We'll Be Back" roll and (thanks to his Phylactery) got back up with full wounds, ready for another go!