Editing Battle for Dominus Pillowus (section)

====Tyranids? Orks? [[Heresy|Orkanids!?]]====

*'''Freeboota Kaptin Snikstabba 'F. Merkury' Goldteef:''' Ork Kaptin of the massive Freeboota spacehulk called ''Wuldkrumpa''. Entered the battle after he brought the space hulk out of the Warp to go "bug huntin" and noticed the, quote, "GORK-ZOGGING YUGE BATTLE" and launched his boyz (along with a bunch of 'WAAAGH-crazed' genestealers) down to the planet. Has a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_(band)| massive collection of ancient terran music in STC-format] that can be blasted so loud it can be heard through space. Uses a kustom "noize kannon" that's hooked up to the hulk's music system. Looks like a giant green version of [[Awesome|Freddie Mercury.]]

*'''Freeboota Gitsmacka:''' Self-described "jeanstealer krumpin' spessulist". Only Freeboota contacted by Planetary Hivemind through a couple of possessed genestealers. Kills first one out of reflex, and in the second one, he misunderstands the explanation about Norn-Queen to be instead a discussion about the band Queen before killing said second genestealer. Proceeds to spend the rest of his time planetside in the boardin' rokkit-turned-rokkit-trukk he came down in attacking/generally tormenting Necrons, particularly Necron Lord I.

*'''Freeboota Flyboy Wazrukk:''' Boardin' Rokkit flyboy "Extraordinaire". Pilot/Driver of Ork Boardin' Rokkit/Rokkit-Trukk.

*'''Freeboota 'Mad' Mekboy Razzafing:''' The Mekboy responsible for turning the Boardin' Rokkit(s) into a (occasionally supersonic) "Rokkit-Trukk".

*'''Dok Guzzgut:''' Mad Ork responsible for OrkNids, made enough of them to affect the hivemind with the WAAAGH field. Was a tank once, then a [[Dominatrix]]. Is currently busy floating through space in the hivemind. 

*'''Hivefleet:''' The Hivefleet came in to harvest the biomass of the planet but confused on what it's goals were due to the Ork-nids and the taint of the warp. Eventually it decided to make the biggest WAAAAGH ever.

*'''Planetary Hivemind:''' The Planetary Hivemind consisted of devolved tyranids that made up all the vegetation and wildlife on the planet. Is awakened by the arrival of Hive Fleet Leviathan, but gets confused as to what its mission is due to the powerful psychic presence of the daemon-craftworld and the large numbers of Orknids. Attempts to adapt to all three until the Orknids are the only ones remaining, turning into the Norn Queen of the Eternal WAAAAAAAAAGH!

*'''Rapevines:''' Vines that were at first a defense mechanism used by the "Forest" to repel Necrons cutting their way through via restrainment. But then some Slaaneshi Flayed Ones start using them in ways similar to [[/d/|hentai,]] this then corrupts the vines with Slaaneshi warp fuckery and causes them to yearn for [[Rape|the penetration of those who come across it]].

*'''The "Forest:"''' Is really just devolved Tyranids, which local Imperials (and Necrons) found out just a little too late. After the departure of the Norn Queen, the Forest is the only remaining Tyranid presence, and now just exists to attack colonists while screaming WAAAAAAAGH! At them. Also called the "Rape Forrest" by the Necrons who were unfortunate enough to find it

*'''Orknid hybrids:''' Exactly as horrifying as you’d think they are, made worse by the fact that some are corrupted by Slaanesh. Responsible for the fact that the wildlife of the planet only screams. They are differentiated by [[Colorz|colour]]: red ones go fast, yellow are dakka, purples are sneaky, pink ones like to murderrape and black ones are masochistic in the extreme (likes to be hit, BDSM etc, does not fight back).