Editing Battle for Dominus Pillowus (section)

====Necrons====

*'''Trazyn the Infinite:''' Trazyn made an attempt to get this body pillow for his collection but was unable to. No one is quite sure what he did after failing to retrieve the body pillow, some theorize he later tried to get his hands on the stolen STC's of Queen music. And others theorized he took some specimens of the screaming trees and other forms of Ork-Nid plantoid life forms for his collection instead.

*'''Necron Lord I:''' Notable victim of the Rape-Vines. Terribly traumatised by the experience. Then had his shiny metal ass shot off by Wazrukk because his ass was scratching the Rokkit-trukk's windshield. He has given up on getting that pillow. Promoted a Necron Warrior to Lord for hauling him back to base for repairs. That new Lord is Necron Lord II. 

*'''Necron Lord II:''' Originally a [[Necron Warrior]], got mistaken for a Lord by a group of [[Flayed Ones]] after being horribly dismembered. Extremely pleased with his current position and equipment. Wants the pillow so he can sleep.

*'''Unnamed Destroyer Lord:''' An old sleepy bugger. Woke up due to the fighting on the surface, and decided to just release all [[Monolith|monoliths]] he had in hand, along with some [[Megalith|megaliths]] and even an [[Æonic Orb]]. Has a massive love for Necron Scarabs and sleeps on a blanket comprised fully of them.

*'''[[Æonic Orb]]:''' Originally forgotten by even the Necrons themselves, became one of the central players in this clusterfuck. Currently under research by the Mechanicum.

*'''Flayed Ones''': The Flayed Ones were driven further into madness by their curse (and probably the body pillow they were told to get) as they started to make body pillows out of the bodies of their foes. Eventually, the curse started to spread from Necron to Necron, even infecting the Spyders and Scarabs. Later on, some Flayed Ones became corrupted by the forces of Chaos by turning to either Nurgle or Slaanesh, the ones who followed Nurgle simply hung out with the Nurglings while those of Slaanesh started using the Rape Vines for sexual pleasure and probably robot-fucked each other as well. After a while, the Necron Lord ordered for all the Flayed Ones to be killed. Those who were not killed either escaped into the rape forest or the warp.