Editing DOOM: Repercussions of Evil (section)

===4chan: Repercussions of Shitposting===
Anon waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were weeaboos in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Moot were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Anon was a moderator for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the imageboards and he said to dad "I want to be on the 4chan daddy."<br>
Dad said "No! You will BE BAN BY WEEABOOS"<br>
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the /tg/ base of the 4chan he knew there were weeaboos.<br>
"This is Moot" the board crackered. "You must ban the weeaboos!"<br>
So Anon gotted his banhammer and deleted the firewall.<br>
"HE GOING TO BAN US" said the weeaboos<br>
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberweeaboo and he fired the rocket missiles. Anon banned at him and tried to blew him up. But then the  bandwith fell and they were trapped and not able to post.<br>
"No! I must ban the weeaboos" he shouted<br>
The board said "No, Anon. You are the weeaboos"<br>
And then Anon was a shithead.<br>