Editing Kender (section)

==Lord Stevil's Final Word==
"You also need to know that they are terribly annoying.  And that black
dragons will, at every opportunity, carry them off and bugger them until
they die from internal bleeding (with prodigious use of Cure spells to keep
them alive longer).  Note that black dragon semen, at the DM's discretion,
does acid damage.

"Assuming there are no black dragons around, or the dragons need help, the
strange effect a kender's presence has on a plane allows Athasian thri-keen
and yagnoloths to gate in from their home realms/planes.  While normally
these races have no love for one another, they will team up to capture and
"treat" kender.  First, the Asthasian thri-kreen will grip the little
degenerate halflings, often by impaling them through the limbs with their
sharp claws and mandibles. They will use the psionic power Double Pain
while the yagnoloths grease up their large left arms and proceed to fist
the squirming kender, often achieving penetration up to the elbow before
the little bloody bastards split apart.  Priests and paladins will often
sense the disturbance and will come to assist in the activity, performing
Cure spells and Resurrections to make sure the little fucks stick around
for another round of yagnoloth-delivered "punch-the-diaphram" (even Good
priests run no danger of losing favor with their dieties for participation in this necessary activity)."

So posted Friday 27 January 1998 to rec.games.frp.dnd.