Editing Battle for Dominus Pillowus (section)

===Chaos Forces===
*'''Fallen Angel''': Teamed up with a Thousand Sons sorcerer to use the daemon-Craftworld clusterfuck to build daemon engine wraithlords. Decided to bug the fuck out when he come in contact with the holy Bodypillow that attempted to make him loyalist.

====Slaaneshi====

*'''Daemonette:''' Developed a hug fetish. Has a crush on Psykerbro. Keeps chatting with him through dreams. Is now friends with the former Por'o.

*'''Chaos Lord Vögeln:''' Chaos Lord of the "Alluring Ostriches" warband. Failed in his mission by Slaanesh him/her/itself to cum on the Celestine Bodypillow, and was turned into [[Chaos Spawn]] for his failure. Wait no-AAASJEHDUBEUJSIJSJ

====Nurglite====

*'''Typhus:''' Called by Nurgle to try and capture the bodypillow in order to make Isha happy. Seeing the clusterfuck, he decides 'fuck this' and only participates in minor skirmishes in order to appear as if he's trying.

*'''Plague Marines:''' Same as Typhus.

*'''Nurglings:''' Probably one of the few [[daemon|"people"]] having fun in this mess, mainly by goofing around and trying to help (read: annoy) everyone nearby.

====Khornate====

*'''[[Berserker|Berzerkers:]]''' Came to the battlefield just for the sake of fighting. Tried to reclaim the Pillow as an artifact for Khorne after it was outfitted with bayonets and used to murder an expecially giant [[ork]]. Got distracted by the arrival of the Slaaneshi Warband, and proceeded to completely anihhilate their plans by trapping them in the ensuing melee

====Tzeentchian====

*'''Sorcerer Ceicacu Toori''': Apparently planned the whole damn thing as a joke, and broke two ribs laughing when he found out [[Just As Planned|things had gone to plan]].