Editing Blaz Ravens (section)

==Tacticool Roolz==


There are a strict set of rules set for the chapter involving battle set Price himself. These were set to prevent unessesary loss of life and to make sure that space marine genetics were not used by the tyranids.


1. Always watch your brothers scalps by moving in formations that cover all angles, except the floor, walls, doorways, and literally anything that isn't the ceiling.

{C}2. Never in any situation use human lives as bait or intentionally put them in danger,unless the majority votes that it would be really, really funny.

{C}3. Never put your Thunderbirds in the line of fire, else International Rescue will not be able to reach you, and that would not be FAB.

{C}4. In close combat you must be always supported by naked women to distract the enemy This will not work on other spess muhreenz, as they have no dicks.

{C}5. Shut up, Charlie. They are totes dickless. It says so in the fluff.

{C}6. All platoons must be sent back to the imperial guard where they belong.

{C}7. Charlie, I swear to god, if you make one more comment about muhreen cock, I'll tell miranda about the catfish incident. See if she agrees to go to prom with you after that.


8. Always give a update to your superior officers every 5 minutes, or until they tell you to shut up and leave them alone.


9. No, Charlie, I don't know if you have a shot with her That wasn't my point..


10. When facing a Ork or - Ah, fuck this. I give up.