Editing Tales of Fail (section)

==Why mortals SUCK==
[[Daemonettes]], and [[Bloodletters]] gather round, for there is a tale about how useless mortals are. Now I've never found cultist to be a particularly good unit from my experience, as they, for me at least, even [[Fail|failed]] as a [[tarpit]]. Anyway, onto the story. It was my second game (so it was a low point game), I was playing Chaos, and was up against Tyranids, for the mission there was a single objective in the middle, worth 3VP, so of course we were both after it. On turn Six, my army had either had been shot off the board, or wrecked in combat, same for the nids, and the units I was up against were a lictor, and a brood of [[Hormagaunt|Horny Gaunts]], and I had 24 cultists left. My cultists were charged by the lictor, and I was [[Anal_Circumference|preparing my anus]], when somehow my cultists had an epic win at overwatch, and [[Awesome|proceeded to kill the lictor]], who [[What|failed to cause a single wound]], even with S6, so i guess their annoying voices threw it off? I sighed in relief and the next turn I shot the horny gaunts to pieces and charged the remaining ones. This was a mistake apparently, because the cultsits managed to kill 3 gaunts, while I lost about 6, which caused a morale check. [[Fail|I rolled two sixes]], the single horny gaunt (I'd like to add my opponent somehow missed adding a leg before spraying it. It is now an inside joke about one-legged gaunts) sweeping advanced my 18 cultists. So I got tabled.[[Fail|By a SINGLE one-legged]] [[hormagaunt]].