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== <b>/g/'s Services</b> ==


SCENE:the basement, /v/ outside.

*/v/ reaches to knock on the door*

/g/'s disembodied voice: what?

/v/, looking for the hidden speakers and camera: Yo /g/, you got a minute?

/g/'s voice: I have many; what do you need?

/v/: Can you get me a pirate copy of (insert obscenely expensive game here)?

/g/: Sure I can get it. That will cost you a six-pack of (insert beverage of sufficient caffeine levels) and a package of blank CDs.

*/v/ leaves*

30 minutes later

*/v/ approaches the door with a six-pack and a large pack of CDs*

door slides open vertically, /g/'s voice: Enter.

/v/ walks into /g/'s dark domain turns a corner and is blinded by a veritable wall of computer screens

/g/ from behind /v/: I'll take these, and...

/g/ rips open packages of CD's and beverages. puts one into one of the computer terminals and starts chugging the beverage.

/v/: Dude do you ever sleep?

/g/: Huh? No, why?

/v/: What do you do all the time?

/g/: That is none of your concern

/v/: Just asking.

*disc ejects*

/g/: Here you go.

/v/ leaves; door closes behind him automatically.

/g/ turns to a computer screen enters some commands and a screen pops up displaying the words MONETARY TRANSFER OF 10,000EURO COMPLETED, HAVE A NICE DAY.