Editing Disney Villains Victorious K/L/Rs (section)

== The Coachman of Pleasure Island (Origin: Pinocchio) ==

King - The Coachman, The Shadow Man of the Old World

The Coachman is anything but a recluse. He will come to your village on his grand carriage and invite men and women to his fantastic escape from terrifying everyday life. No money? No problem! No ride? He'll take you there himself! The Coachman is one of the jolliest people you'll meet, as long as you stay on his good side. Be warned, it's said The Coachman is a devil of a man when you anger him. They call him the Shadow Man of the Old World for a reason.

He has another thing in common with the Shadow Man of the New World. While Dr. Facilier has inhumanly long fingers, the Coachman only has three fingers and a thumb on each hand. As with Facilier, nobody knows if this is a result of whatever deals he may have made or if it is a clue to an inhuman origin.

Land - Pleasure Island

The lights and sounds of Pleasure Island can be heard from the shore. Though the old Pleasure Island was built like an amusement park, the New Pleasure Island has been renovated to match it's new audience. Bars, brothels, casinos and drug dens line the streets like carnival stalls. Most of the fantastic things you hear about Pleasure Island are second hand: It's so great, nobody leaves!

And it is to those poor souls that the true horror of the island is revealed: those who stay for too long in the island become animals, befitting their vices. Once, when the Coachman's hapless clientele consisted entirely of children, all of the victims became asses. But when the Coachman diversified, the truth became clearer. 'Donkey' is, after all, an Italian term for a child who doesn't do well in school (or is merely stupid). The island seems to be infused with the power of wordplay. Sexy young women are turned into vixens, for example, and sexy older women who chase after young men turn into cougars. Transformed clients with standing debts and no money will be sold into slavery (those who make asses of themselves still get sold into labor like in the old days, but the more exotic victims have caused the Elite Global Huntsmen's Club to emerge as a lucrative new client, releasing them onto their hunting grounds), much to the joy of the Coachman. Pleasure comes with a price.

The island's effects go even further than those taken advantage of by the Coachman - strange effects once ignored by giddy children and now ignored by drunk, horny adults. Nervous people may burp up butterflies, daydreamers may find themselves floating toward the clouds, and if someone dies, their foot will probably make contact with a bucket in the process. This suggests that the island's curse, although likely caused by the Coachman, is not entirely in his control.

The only way on and off the islands is by boat, where you can still see the rusted roller coasters sticking out from the shadows. Indeed, due to the island's relative isolation, many remnants of its past have simply been left to decay.

Rule - Make Asses of Yourselves

The only rules of Pleasure Island are fornication, opiates, and puppet theater. It's an eternal party that's so strong, Frollo's stooges and Maleficent's cronies couldn't stop it if they tried. Though many question why they haven't stopped The Coachman yet, these questions and more will be waved away as you enter the grounds. If you have money, you can afford the Deluxe Treatment, which gives you even more privilege to party like none other. The Coachman doesn't take kindly to people ruining the Pleasure Island experience, so any attempts to do so will catch his eye.