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== <b>/g/'s Services Part 2</b> ==

Scene : Basement Staircase

*/k/ walks down, brown paper bag in hand*

K(knocks on /g/'s door): Hey, kid, you alive in the batcave?

*Muffled shuffling is heard before the door opens.*

G: Oh, now there's a new one. What do you want?

K: You know what I'm here for.

*/g/ look at him, eyes half shut, clearly exhausted.*

G: Maybe, but in case I forgot, do remind me. This rather, humid, environment is bad for my memory; and hardware.

K: That's a load of bullshit, but because I know you got it sitting on one of your desks: I asked you about adding digital zoom to my sniper scope.

G: Ah yes, that was quite a challenge, getting the camera and the lens to fit just right-

K: Look I didn't ask for every damned thing that goes through your head and out your mouth, just gimme my scope.

G: Ah yes, of course, business is business after all. Do you have the goods?

K Yeah..I got 'em right here.

*/k/ holds the bag up, tin cans clink around inside.*

G: AH good, Ive needed those for a while now-

*/g/ grabs the bag from /k/ but notices a strange lightness to it.*

G: Wait..wait just a second here.

*/g/ open the bag and looks inside.*

G: There's only 5 cans in here, no deal.

K: Aww, come on! Cut me some slack here, I was really thirsty on the way home. Look I only drank half of it, if you want the rest-

G: No deal, a 6 pack or nothing.(he shoves the bag back into /k/'s chest)

*/g/ begins to shut the door, but /k/ puts his foot in the way, keeping it open*(This is assuming /g/ has a regular door installed, this obviously wouldn't work if he had a vertical sliding door installed.)

K: Look man, we both have something the other needs, so can't we work out some sort of a deal?

G: And can't you go back to the store and pick up a FULL 6 pack? It will only take you like 15 minutes.

K: Yeah, but look, I need that scope, I need it bad!

G: I thought I said No deal!

*/g/ yawns, /k/ sees an opening*

K: Looks like you need something pretty bad too, and I have right here in my bag. (he shakes the bag, sending out the siren song of caffeine)

G: Look, you..don't (another deep yawn) OK, OK. Maybe we can work out some sort of a payment plan.

K: Plan? Oh no buddy. You take these 5 cans and give me my scope or you can just fall asleep and fall behind the curve.

*/g/'s eyes sharpen, /k/ knows he hit a weak spot.*

G: Ok, ok, you have a deal. let me grab your scope.

*/g/ disappears into the darkness of his lair, only to reemerge a few seconds later with a highly modified sniper scope.

G: Ok, we hand each other the items, and only let go when the other has a firm grip on theirs, deal?

K: You read my mind.

*the deal goes down, trust not violated*

G; Just make sure you don't tell anyone about this.

K(examining his new scope form every angle possible): About what?

G: I'm glad we have reached an understanding.

*/g/ shuts the door to his room, and /k/ walks back up the stairs.