Editing Field Kit Inspection (section)

===[http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/54351447 Mission 13]===

After their leave on Praetoria, the regiment is sent to purge an ice world of the Ork menace. Nobody dresses appropriately, everyone is cold and miserable and Rogg becomes a popsicle. A horde of Orks on makeshift snowmobiles attacks the regiment, and only retreats after abducting some hapless guardsmen through the use of tow cables. People narrowly avoid death, receive horrible injuries and a mysterious talking sword is found then promptly ignored and used to throw snowballs. The snowball fight is interrupted by the appearance of a Mork(or maybe Gork)anaut on the horizon. The Commissar Cadet is turned into soup and Rogg loses most of his limbs before being shot, but eventually the Morkanaut is destroyed in a fiery explosion. The regiment retires to the mess hall where various flavours of xeno pirates appear, and everyone eats stew while getting very drunk and high. Van Kleez receives traumatic chest surgery on a mess table, with the help of ORK MAGIKZ, then relentlessly bullies the person who just saved his life.