Editing Tales of Fail (section)

==Scratching the Paint==

Local club during the early years of the game which shall not be named, so battle royals were hot. Had ten players around so someone said "Fuck it, ten way battle royal match!". This player brings a first-born BT army during 8th, still new to the game. Brought plenty of tacticals and dreads. First turn takes about as long as a normal game but a dark eldar player misjudged some cover and ends with a fully loaded Raider staring down this players entire army. Had 4 kraks, missiles, assault cannons and a metric shit ton of bolter resulting in 45 3+ to hit. 

Rolled 44 1s and 2s. 

One bolt pistol hit and wounded the vehicle scratch some paint off before getting return fire and being wiped the next turn. Four years later the legend of that bolt pistol is often brought up as proof that no matter how bad you roll, someone out there rolls worse.

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