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===Dawn of War 3=== [[File:Dow3diomedes.PNG|right|400px|thumb|Go bring up his oratory skills to his face, I dare you.]] Diomedes returns as a chaplain, stepping down from his honor guard position to [[Dawn of war II|atone for his past sin]]. Thanks to the spooky chaplain skull helmet, Diomedes is not only more spooky than ever, he is also more respected thanks to the helmet covering his baldness. He was ordered by Gabriel Angelos to be stationed on the starport, but was destroyed by the sudden emerging of the planet Archeron. Gabriel in all his bromance, defied Inquisitor Holt's orders to give Diomedes the last rite, only to find him [[AWESOME|fighting off wave after waves of Eldar, alone, armed with only his crozius and a Storm Bolter]]. When the raging retard known as Inquisitor Holt commenced orbital bombardment on the Eldar and Orks that were fighting each other, it also took down Gabriel with them (or so they thought) and even opened the path for the equally retarded Autarch. The news drove Diomedes so mad that it almost turned him into an [[Angry Marines|Angry Marine]], which given by his new fearsome appearance has made him about as frightening as [[Konrad Curze]]. He was going to board on whatever ship the Inquisitor was on and [[RIP AND TEAR|RIP AND TEAR HIM APART]], but was stopped by Jonah when he tells him to calm the fuck down and continue with the mission. [[File:Primaris chaplain diomedes.jpg|right|200px|thumb|The Blood Raven sincerely thanks Robby G's for this wonderful "gift" to their chapter. Now Diomedes looks like a skeleton pimp that will repent his marines with a bitch slap.]] Although he made no appearance after this, we could assume that he and Lady Solaria would testify at an Imperial Court against Inquisitor Holt for abandoning the protection of the Imperial Knight World of Cyprus Ultima, being a friendly fire fucktard, chasing after a daemonic artifact, and being incompetent in execution of his even more retarded plan of blockading a planet the size of a small sun. In terms of gameplay, Diomedes is a strange elite. His strengh lies in giving your entire army shields while smacking enemies for negligible damage. Also, he might be undergoing Bobby G's patented Primaris upgrade. The new DLC has a cosmetic skin of him as the primaris Chaplain.
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