Editing Badasious (section)

==The Skulls of his enemies==
Like Sly Marbo, being a badass doesn’t stop you from having enemies, a lot of enemies, such humans on current day earth would have at least tens of thousands of enemies, multiply that out to a galactic scale and the list become very, very long indeed. This doesn’t bother badassious as there’s plenty of room for more skulls in his hallway of skulls, the man collects so many skulls in fact that he is the main reason my beserkers of khorne are still in business, as badasious effectively pushes up the value of an individual skull by removing them from the galaxy and into his collection, making the skulls still left uncollected more valuable. In fact, if a bezerker were to ever get hold of badasious’ skull collection he would immediately devalue the skull and leave every single worshipper of khorne unemployed, instead relying on collecting blood for the blood god, which as everyone knows is no way to earn a living, blood being an infinite resource.

Cranial based economics to one side however, badasious has a lot of skulls, most of whom are nameless foes but their of skulls in his collection which once belonged to mighty enemies, such as:
*The head of the original swarmlord (still with papa smurf chunks in its teeth).
*The head of ward (although that head has been in the possession of most of the factions in the 40k universe)
*The head of every squat (you don’t really think it was the tyranids who killed them did you? How do you think GW retcons stuff?).
*The head of every person executed by guillotine during the French revolution, although they died long before Badasious was born they were enemies of the establishment, and therefore HERETICS! He also finds their period wigs amusing, it's the simple things in life which keep him going.
*An uncounted number of heads belonging to necron lords possessed by Trazyn the Infinite. Badasious has a small plinth half way down his corridor of skulls reserved for Trazyn's head when he finally gets hold of it.
*A head from a greater deamon from each of the [[malal|5]] chaos gods other than the head of a great unclean one because:
**1. They’re entirely capable of functioning without a head, and.
**2. They can regenerate their necks faster than badasious can hack.