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==Requirements to become a BBEG== # Kill a lot of innocents (unimaginative, but kind of a must-do on the list; a tradition). # Make big grandiose plans that also include big holes in them, just enough for someone to mess up if needs be. # Surround yourself with minions and right-hand men. Your evil meter goes higher the more bodies you can pile up there. # Have a characteristic to define you from the masses, like a menacing eye (Sauron), the ability to shoot lightning from your hands (Sidious) or an embarrassing track record of failure no-one can mistake (Abaddon). # Perfect evil laugh and twisted sense of humour. # Have a super bad-ass evil lair. # [[Ahriman|Don't melt into goodness at the sight of baskets of kittens or puppies.]] # Pretend you don't have any possible mental problems even if they are there. # Beat up anyone that even looks like competition. # [[Kharn|Be a dick to everyone, even your own side]] (tough love). # IMPORTANT: Do something memorable. It is not enough to just do all of the above, you need to really do something unique to stand out from your peers. Sidious masterminded the complete destruction of the Jedi and the rise of the Sith to masters of the Galaxy. Sauron helped fuck up his world and make a lasting legacy of evil by creating so many evil races. Asdrubael Vect established the single most unpleasant city realm in the galaxy and allowed the Dark Eldar to flourish as a people. What will YOU do to get your enemies quaking in jealously and respect? # You must wear pitch black armor that covers EVERY. PART. OF. YOUR. BODY. Your face must not be shown, not even once, because that makes you a mysterious badass (unless you're ugly as fuck). Bonus point if your armor is possessed or has some evil origin. Also, coat yourself with as many spikes as possible. # Developing a bizarre taste of carrying human remains on you like some kind of fashionista. Examples include wearing a human skin cape or skulls hanging on you. Everyone must see it.
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