Editing Carlos McConnell (section)

== Personal Ship ==

A Cruiser, so obnoxiously decorated it was once hired to infiltrate a [[Slaanesh]]i fleet by the [[Inquisition]]. This lead to the infamous incident where he gained the hatred of a [[Keeper of Secrets]] by beating it in a seduction contest while remaining pure to the God Emperor. He seduced the Keeper of Secrets. (The Keeper of Secrets then killed itself due to realizing it could never be adequate.)

It has two figureheads; a Scottishian Catgirl and a Spanishian Catgirl making out. 

His crew consists entirely of Felinids and includes Seneschal Schrödinger and Arch-Militant Clan-Clan. Additionally, the [[Adeptus Mechanicus|AdMech]] willingly made a servitor body for his ship's [[Machine Spirit]] for fear of the consequences of not giving the machine spirit a body, after they discerned how bad it wanted to fuck McConnell. It was, of course, a busty catgirl. And he, of course, fucked it.

It contains a component that lets him rearrange the interior like a maze. Not because it protects the ship from boarders, but because his ship is designed so that he can have any crew quarters in the ship lead directly to his bed room; i.e. you step out of your shower and into his private chambers with nothing but a towel and don't know how you got there.

*Lunar Class Cruiser
**Speed: 5
**Detection: +10
**Manoeuvrability: +10
**Hull Integrity: 70
**Armour: 20
**Turret Rating: 2
**Space: 75
**SP: 60
**'''Weapon Capacity'''
***Prow 1
***Port 2
***Starboard 2
**'''Qualities'''
***'''Adventurous''' - +10 Detection on Endeavours, -10 Detection off Endeavours
***'''Emissary of the Imperator''': +15 ro Intimidate tests, -5 to other social tests.
**'''Systems'''
***Jovian Pattern Warcruiser Drive
***Auxiliary Plasma Banks
***Teleportarium
***Nova Cannon
***Port and Starboard Lance Batteries