Editing Chakat (section)

==Overview==
[[Image:Chakats in RPGs.png|right|thumb|Goddamnit, [[Furries]].]]

Pair a cat-taur hermaphrodite with the sort of godless "we is superior" fluff provided by the likes of [[Matt Ward]] for the [[Ultramarines]], and crank the dial to 11, and you get your average Chakat. Engineered to be perfect survivors and colonizers (according to their creator), they were also engineered to be attractive and [[Psyker|psionically]] gifted with [[Gay|empathetic]] abilities, making them always able to understand everyone all the time. They are the most psychologically stable race in the universe and they can use their psychic abilities to listen to your thoughts [[Powergamer|from a solar system away]].

They are the strongest physically and for the most part [[Mary Sue|perfect in every single way]]. Hating them at ''all'' makes you a [[Heresy|horrible person]] who, in the eyes of the rest of the world in Chakona Space, should be killed or forced to repent, and ''not'' wanting to [[Furry|fuck one]] makes you a horrible deviant who needs to be cured. By turning you into a [[FAIL|Chakat]] yourself, if need be.

[[RAGE|Fucking serious]] Just have them fight the [[Ultramarines|XIII Legion]] then, not Ward's little band of butt boys the ''proper Legion''.

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/ChakonaSpace Even TVTropes, a site known for being skilled at categorizing types of Mary Sues, and one that - whatever their flaws - goes to great pains to be neutral on the subject, openly acknowledges that they are basically an entire race of Mary Sues.]

They prefer to be called by "hermaphroditic" pronouns (but are really just made up "non-binary" pronouns meant to appeal to the Chakat's nonexistent LGBTQ+ audience), such as shi and hir, which is by its own self ''hereticus diabolus''; readers are advised to say "fuck that noise" and grab a [[bolter|fucking gun]] while awaiting the cyclonic torpedoes of the [[Exterminatus]] which would be justly declared upon any world where such Slaaneshi-tier abominations have taken foot. If [[/d/]], [[/tg/]], and [[FAIL|fchan]] had a child, the Chakat would be the product of their sweaty lust, and ''all three [[Exterminatus|would advocate immediate abortion before the abomination had a chance to fester]]''. It is, perhaps, one of the only things in existence that furries ''and'' not-furries can agree upon - the Chakats are that fucking bad.

In their native works of fiction, Chakats are festering piles of sexual derangement; they are [[Slaanesh|hermaphrodites]], take on multiple mates (of multiple species), and general lend themselves to [[/d/|the most horrifying fetishes the internet has available]]. They, along with [[Mary Sue|a term that adequately describes <s>most</s> <b>all</b> Chakats]] started as a fan-fic race in [[Star Trek]], and have since moved on into their own universe which is barely different from it ([[Original character, do not steal|just enough so it can say it's its own setting]]). 

Rather like the [[Twilight|Twilight Saga]] is for bad literature, Chakats represent everything that is [[AIDS|foul and disgusting]] about furries in general. Debauchery and fetish indulgence is rampant, and Humans who oppose the likes of the Chakats are a persecuted minority, treated as Terrorists. Much like any furry, these aren't damning in-and-of themselves; it's the way they are flaunted and shoved down your throats in the most obnoxious ways possible that disgusts even the most [[Neckbeard|reasonable people]]. Some players of [[Dark Heresy]] and [[d20 Modern]] have staged glorious campaigns around these, in which the Chakats are cast down for the glory of the Imperium. To further drive home the [[FAIL|prevalence]] of Chakats, they were the headlining race featured in [[Hc Svnt Dracones]], a [http://projects.inklesspen.com/fatal-and-friends/purplexvi/hc-svnt-dracones/ hilariously bad posthuman PNP RPG.]