Editing Commissar Holt (section)

== Badassery ==
He arm wrestled [[Commissar Yarrick]] and won. Yarrick got out of it only by sheer luck, though, when the Orks appeared and kidnapped Yarrick. However, Holt did not let this pass, and he proceeded to destroy 134 Trukks, 200 squads of Shoota Boyz, 15 Nobs, a Warboss, and a Mekboy carrying a Shokk Attakk Gun simply by giving them the {{BLAM|<b>*SLAP*</b>}} {{BLAM|COMMISSAR Holt!}} look.

Another (Retarded) story about Holt is where the fuck he went; as he was leading ten million conscripts into battle against [[Chaos]], the [[Warp]] unexpectedly opened and [[daemon]]s started appearing. Not about to retreat, Holt charged into the daemon horde, shooting them with his [[bolter]] and slicing them with his [[Power weapon#Power Sword|power sword]]. Suddenly, a [[Daemon Prince]] appeared; Holt instantly squared it up and charged, cutting the foul daemon in half. As he stood triumphantly, he tripped, while standing still, over a fallen [[Imperial Guard|guardsman]] and fell into the Warp. There, he saw the most vile, unholy, and [[Mary Sue]] force in the Warp; [[Kaldor Draigo]].

Holt has gladly executed numerous Imperial Governors for mistreating troops that would be far more suited dying for the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor]].

<s>His full name is Fenstrum Holt, leading some fans to speculate that defenestration (historically the traditional Czech method of dismissing unpopular Prime Ministers) is his preferred method of execution.</s>
Actually that's a different [[Eagle Ordinary|Holt]].