Editing Forbidden Temple of the Great Falls (section)

==The Story So Far==
(Valetni's more complete, play by play description complete with color commentary coming soon)<br>
(Rough Chronological Order)<br>
Our story begins with the arrival of Morr the knight, Brother Nerrick, the luchadore monk, and finally Brother Al, who is also a knight but we call him brother anyways? We have  a brief scene of Valetni, the hero of all ages, sweeping and generally being the only person doing a damn thing around here, ahem. He then sets off to kill some squirrels that live in the walls...<br>
Elsewhere, Mary is playing with bees, while Zato shows up with refreshments for the new arrivals. Valetni enters the poison shed, and dramatic irony abounds as the audience learns that the squirrel poison is missing, and that Zato stores his moonshine in the same shed. People begin to congregate in the lobby and the 'sake' is freely dispensed among all. Al's stomach disagrees with him and he vomits all over my carpets and passes out. Nerrick begins shadow wrestling while Mary leads a bunch of ducks around. Enter Nikolaus, who refuses to drink, Zato insists he drink, and people weigh in on the issue of hospitality and whatnot, all in all he comes off as a bit of a twit. Vernasus and Morr head to the library, where they stumble upon brother Nerrick wrestling with himself. No, not like that, pervert.<br> 
Valetni is then attacked by a daemon squirrel. Mary does something cute. Summoned by Valetni's manly articulation of rage, everyone and their mother hauls ass to the scene of the demon attack, eager for some combat. The squirrel slams into some chemicals, knocking shit over and mixing some stuff, and whatnot. While everyone else attempts to close with the squirrel, Valetni flees the resulting Hydrogen Cyanide. Mary and Zato also decide to be smart and not go towards the demon squirrel. Nikolaus activates sue powers to find his way to the squirrel and stab it in the eye, from the library. Did we mention he was blind? Yeah. Arngeirr the Huge man makes his appearance here, also running towards the squirrel, and the poison. Cue battle scene for several minutes, as everyone does their part to fight the squirrel.<br>
Jacob, who is totally not Mahou Shojen quest, shows up, scaling the wall to gain entrance. Morr leads Mary to safety, triggering angst and flashbacks, while Zato gropes his way to the action. Jacob, Arngeirr, and Valetni all meet in the temple lobby, with Val introducing himself by vomiting on the huge man's boots, and loses consciousness. Following all this commotion, people set around to tending to the wounded, introductions and explanations, followed by an investigation into the nature of the demon squirrel. Oh yeah, Nerrick takes the face of the squirrel as a trophy, prompting the introduction of Korsarro, the tanner monk.<br>
Valetni, on the edge of consciousness, tells Laplace to " Kill the ducks..." Laplace takes this as a command, and sets out in search of ducks. It is revealed that the Demon was produced by an evil mirror that produces a daemonic doppelganger of whoever looks into it or touches it.


Poison Happens


Dinner is served. Beaky-kun and Mary begin to bond/converse, at this point a Ninja somehow enters the Temple, having not alerted the guards. Said Ninja wanders around the hallways for a bit before being shadowed by super stealthy Wolfram. Al And Beaky (out for a romantic midnight stroll) run into the ninja, greetings are exchanged.


Valetni's posts are all awful sex puns.