Editing Konrad von Carstein (section)

==Defeat==
No one liked him very much at all. First, the Blood Knights left because Konrad's ineptitude denied them the victories they craved and got too annoying, so they ended the alliance. Then one day his necromancers decided to fuck him over! During some big fucking battle that would decide the fate of the world and probably lead it into 10,000 years of darkness or some bullshit, the necromancers just quit fucking playing (Konrad it turns out was still giving them grief during his bouts of insanity, so eventually they just got fed up and left him), leaving Konrad all alone without his hero slots, controlling like 10,000,000,000,000 VP's worth of skeletons. His brains blew up on the inside a little bit from the stress of having to control so many models, and he wandered into a forest going [[Doomrider|"NahNahNahNahNah,"]] gnashing his teeth, and drooling all over himself. Apparently, while this was going on his undead army crumbled and the Empire was all, "Holy shit, I thought we were doomed! Good thing GW won't wipe the main race, let's get back to in-fighting!"

Thankfully for the Empire before Konrad could get some sense back into his head and take advantage of the Imperial in-fighting he happened to bump into some Dwarf hero named Grufbard and the Ostlander Helmard (son of the man whom Konrad killed and zombified). They found Konrad in the middle of fighting birds they took one look at his sorry ass and instantly realized that he was in the middle of some crazy-ass stupor. Konrad challenged them attempting to draw a non existent sword. The dwarf then promptly tackled Konrad and held him down while Helmard proceeded to repeatedly stab Konrad with his dead father's Runefang he then beheaded his father's killer with his Runefang and hacked the body to pieces, burning the remains.

What a chump way to go!