Editing Local Lord (section)

==Reactions and opposition==

While originally ironic, local lord threads have long since lost their humor and devolved into tedious repetition and flamewar bait. <br>Such <strike>Arrogance!</strike> threads occasionally reach bump limit, thanks to various combinations of bumpfaggotry, newfags getting fooled, [[/tg/ gets shit done|genuine discussions in an attempt to salvage the thread]], and incompetence of the [[Mods|upper departments]].</br>

Often, at least a few posts will call out the thread's dubious authenticity and low quality, and one or more anti-realismfag copypastas may be posted.


[[Image:Joyous feline.jpg|thumb|This kills the local lord.]]

{{Topquote|The local lord is beaten to death by a fuzzy wuzzy ktty cat. How could he be so arrogant as to think that his unwarranted self-importance and his constant whining about heroes could protect him from the wrath of an angry cat?

''On a daily basis, cats are known to disembowel commoners on a single hit. The local lord, having had no combat training in his entire life, is no different from a commoner when it comes to durability and life expectance.''

''The local lord mishandled the cat, and for that he paid the price. The cat leaped at his stomach and cut his innards out. As the local lord sputters in blood and tries desperately to keep his organs inside, the last thing he sees in midst of his dying breath is the cat staring at him.''

''Yet another local lord, believing himself untouchable, dies as a result of his incompetence and ineptitude.''

''Such arrogance.''|{{Anonymous}}}}



{{Topquote|{{color|green|>le local lord and le epic mans-at-arms executes le adventurers for entering le feif!!!1! xDxD}}

''{{color|green|>le peasants lynch le tieflings and le niggers on le sight, fucking epic!!oneone!1 lololol}}''

''{{color|green|>le woman who are not le whores get le burned at le stake for being witches!!! lolol wizards BTFO}}''

''{{color|green|>le gritty epic racist white human male homophonic fighter historically accurate medieval realism, just like in le GOT, lol!!! xDXD}}''

''Can we rangeban this [[sub|subhuman]] spammer already?''|{{Anonymous}}}}


[[File:Katana.jpg|250px|thumb|This kills the local lord too.]]

{{Topquote|Psssh... I thought you self-proclaimed "warriors" honored the Gaijin variant of bushido and were men of honor, but to threaten m'ladies? Unforgivable...

''{{color|green|>I draw my katana}}''

''Leave now, this is my final warning!''

''{{color|green|>I rapidly deflect your countless of polearm strikes with my swift and precise katana blows}}''

''So you have chosen...death!''

''{{color|green|>My battle theme starts playing:}}''  <nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wfsBqJ4vdo&;</nowiki>

''{{color|green|>I dash forward, bisecting countless men-at-arms after men-at-arms at the speed of light while the poor fools try to surround me. I jump upwards and spin around my axis rapidly}}''

''NINPO: THOUSAND STEEL SAKURA PETALS!''

''{{color|green|>I remain suspended in the air and slash around wildly, sending out shockwaves of energy that eviscerate most of the remaining men-at-arms. The rest flee in fear and panic except for one. I land on my feet in front of him}}''

''Hmm! At least one of you has the guts to stand and fight like a man. I guess you're their leader. Well then... local lord-dono, let us settle this like men of honor!''

''{{color|green|>He lunges at me with his crude, brutish European sword, I dodge every thrust}}''

''Heh, that uncivilized weapon of yours is telegraphing your every move! There is no grace to your moves, no flow...''

''{{color|green|>I spin around and strike the blade of his sword with my katana, the inferior blade shatters directly after impact}}''

''Surprised, lord-dono? This is no ordinary blade, it is the katana: the sharpest and most durable blade known to man!''

''{{color|green|>The local lord stumbles back, I slowly walk towards him in a slow and menacing manner with my katana lifted above my head}}''

''Unlike us Gaijin, the great Samurai of the East have honor. They know that each m'lady is a queen, a gentle sakura that is not to be touched''

''{{color|green|>I decapitate him with a single blow as faster than the mortal eye can see, wave my sword around once to shake all the blood off my weapon and then sheathe my katana}}''

''You're a disgusting human being, I won't even tip my fedora at you''

''{{color|green|>I walk away silently unopposed}}''|{{Anonymous}}}}



{{Topquote|{{color|green|>realistic historical setting}}

''{{color|green|>traveling between neighboring towns takes 3 to 12 months}}''

''{{color|green|>peasants are actually all bastard rape children of the lolcal ruler}}''

''{{color|green|>99% child mortality}}''

''{{color|green|>women who survive childbirth get burned at the stake for being witches}}''

''{{color|green|>peasants diet is 250kcal a week and made entirely of moldy mud stew}}''

''{{color|green|>different households speak different mutually unintelligible languages}}''

''{{color|green|>floating wood and swimming hadn't been invented yet and any body of water deeper than a few centimeters isn't crossable}}''

''{{color|green|>main currency is dysentery, bubonic plague and lynching niggers}}''

''{{color|green|>social relations are build around filth, rape and shit}}''

''{{color|green|>23 hours backbreaking slavework in the fields 366 days a year (367 days during leap years)}}''

''{{color|green|>main holidays are the weekly 30 years war and daily famines}}''

''this is what realismfags actually believe''|{{Anonymous}}}}