Editing N'Kari (section)

== 40k Version ==
According to latest studies, N'Kari once was a human native of Old Earth, an actress of [[Awesome|dubious morals]] going by the name of Sasha Grey. Such was [[Hot Chicks|the power of lustful pleasure]] associated with her that, eventually, the Warp reflection of her soul [[PROMOTIONS|transformed]] into a sentient being of unimaginable passion and lust. After the realization of her own existence, she instantly sensed the perturbations in the Warp, which was the formation of [[Slaanesh]], and immediately recognized it as her future master. N'Kari then patiently waited for the birth of the new [[Chaos God]] and totally and undoubtedly gave herself to him.

She did some funky stuff after that, and also was at Horus' Battle Barge at the final moments of the Siege of Terra, where she was banished by no other than the [[Emperor|All-Mighty Corpse Emperor]], and was sent back to Slaanesh to have a rape party afterwards. She also fought the Phoenix Lord Asurmen during The Fall, killing him for the first time because his backup, Drastanta, Phoenix Lord of the Shining Spears, was out getting smokes. Fortunately, Drastanta showed up in the nick of time and slew N'kari with his mighty lance before going all emo and go sulk forever.

She also was doing some scavenging on the derelict [[Craftworld]] of Malan'tai, where she was "Om Nom'ing" the Eldar Spirit Stones, until some of those retarded [[Grey Knights|SUPER KNIGHTS OF THE EMPEROR]] swooped in, curbstomped her demonic servants, and then got their asses kicked by N'Kari until something random happened, and she was defeated.

There isn't that much fluff behind her, but <s>we can all assume she's generally badass, or not that badass, like any other Keeper of Secrets, but as they are Greater Daemons of Slaanesh, they're badass, but not as badass as Greater Daemons of other Chaos Gods.</s> any truly interested person surely can find some really cool videos of her human days (though one wonders what would happen if she saw this page?).

It is rumored that the Fifty Shades trilogy were some of her daydreams kept in <s>(she/he/shim?)</s> its diary before N'kari's ascension to daemonhood, and that foul heretic E. L. James (who is secretly an ardent devotee of Slaanesh) found them and decided to spread them in preparation for the corruption of humanity by She-Who-Thirsts. The Inquisition has a standing order that all copies of these obscene texts (and anyone who thinks they are actually novels and not the steaming piles of foul heresy they are) must be shot into the heart of the nearest star straight away. Unfortunately, N'kari has grown even more powerful [[Fail|as there is now a '''trilogy''' of Fifty Shades of Grey movies]]. Appallingly, her literary musings are neither well-written nor interesting nor even [[/d/|particularly deviant]]. The sales figures are conversely monumental, which is only further overwhelming evidence that the tomes are suffused with Slaaneshi magics.

She turns up in the new Horus Heresy book Slaves to Darkness as the consort/plaything for the newly-living-in-the-EyeofTerror Fulgrim. She assumes a fat slob parody of Fulgrim (think snake tail, 4 arms, Fulgrim's face and hair but fat). After Lorgar binds Fulgrim with his true name, N'kari gives him one of her black fangs as a means of semi-permanently binding her.