Editing Skarbrand (section)

== Trivia ==

*Skarbrand hates trivia.
*Skarbrand hates pants.
*Skarbrand hates signs.
*Skarbrand hates knocking sounds.
*Skarbrand also hates going outside.
*Skarbrand hates going INSIDE.
*Skarbrand hates standing in doorframes slightly less than the above things.
*Skarbrand spends most of his day to day life standing in said-doorframes…and hates that he hates it less.
*Skarbrand hates people touching the gate of Khaine.
*Skarbrand hates traffic jams.
*Skarbrand doesn't appreciate physical contact.
*Skarbrand hates Dreadknight. It has the most silly stupid fucking design Skarbrand has ever witnessed.
*Skarbrand hates coconut water.
*Skarbrand despises inconveniences.
*Skarbrand hates attacks that hurt him more than they hurt the material.
*Skarbrand hates you.
*Skarbrand dislikes being misinterpreted.
*Skarbrand hates bath time.
*As a respectable member of society, Skarbrand loathes stealing.
*Skarbrand hates people looking at him.
*Skarbrand hates being ignored.
*Skarbrand hates skinny bitches.
*Skarbrand has trouble internalizing his accomplishments. Naturally, he hates it.
*Skarbrand hates the bald, and the balding '''''almost''''' as much.
*Skarbrand hates this list (as it is getting longer).
*Skarbrand hates that thing you like.
*Skarbrand hates named characters and will subsequently beat them to a literal pulp. Whether or not Skarbrand hates himself for being a named character is unknown, as no one has asked Skarbrand this question and survived.
*Skarbrand hates when people project their issues onto him.
*Skarbrand hates charity.
*Skarbrand hates your mum.
*Skarbrand hates cutting his nails.
*Skarbrand hates [[furries]] ([[Space Wolves|both types]]).
*Skarbrand hates noisy theater patrons.
*Skarbrand hates durian.
*Skarbrand hates Erebus.
*Skarbrand <s>fears</s> does not hate Sly Marbo, but hates the distance between them.
*Skarbrand once had a crush on [[Valkia the Bloody]], but Khorne beat him to the kiss. In fact, this may have been the actual reason Skarbrand tried to overthrow Khorne.
*Skarbrand does not hate rye bread, oddly enough.
*But he does hate Sourdough.
*Skarbrand hates most American bread because it’s sweeter than cake.
*Skarbrand hates cyclists.
*Skarbrand hates a small anal circumference.
*Skarbrand hates Covid-19, because that’s got Nurgle written all over it.
*Skarbrand doesn’t appreciate being the Legendary Lord option for Khorne in Total War: Warhammer III, but he accepts it since he hates the other choices more.
[[File:Skarbrand sharpening blade.PNG|200px|thumb|right|SKARBRAND HATES SHARPENING HIS AXES!!! SKARBRAND HATES THAT SKARBRAND'S AXE HAS JAGGED SPIKES THAT IT CAN NEVER BE SHARPENED!!! SKARBRAND HATES THE ADVISOR FOR CALLING HIS AXES "BLADES"!!!]]
*Skarbrand hates da po’lice (unless they worship Khorne).
*Skarbrand hates himself.
*Skarbrand would go to therapy for the mentioned self loathing, but he hates it too much.
*Skarbrand hates [[That Guy]].
*Skarbrand hates [[Finecast]].
*Skarbrand ''hates.''
*Skarbrand does <s>not</s> hate the [[Angry Marines]], but hates that he can’t find a suit of their power armor that fits.
*Skarbrand hates that Khorne still does not love him again, despite all his hard and bloody work.
*Skarbrand hates tortilla chips but strangely not those razor sharp shits one takes after eating too many tortilla chips.
*Skarbrand hates that everyone thinks he talks in the third person. Skarbrand knows proper grammar.
*Skarbrand hates sharpening his weapons.
*Skarbrand hates his weapons being blunt.
*Skarbrand hates negotiating.
*Skarbrand hates [[The Advisor]]. Skarbrand will tolerate him until he led Skarbrand to Ursun.
*Skarbrand hates Ursun. Skarbrand will sacrifice his skull to Khorne for forgiveness.
*Skarbrand hates ponies.
*Skarbrand hates ogres slightly less than everyone else.
*Skarbrand hates other Khornate factions, they also hate Skarbrand in turn.
*Skarbrand hates friendship! Friendship is hatred!
*Skarbrand hates that his Total War: Warhammer III campaign was all for nothing, as Daddy-Khorne STILL HASN'T forgiven him.
*Skarbrand hates auto-correct, it calls him soarbrand
*Skarbrand has filed a restraining order on all purple daemons!
*Skarbrand hates [[N'kari]]! it makes Skarbrand feels extremely violated! which Skarbrand hates!
*SKARBRAND HATES FEMBOYS!!!
*Skarbrand likes farming…somehow.