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== Assorted accomplishments from this dude include== *Making attack ''moons''. Not [[Rok]]s, like Thraka's. MOONS as a whole and in plural, that's a whole new level of [[looted|loot]]. *Making logistics and army structure on a sophisticated level. **The thing goes beyond logistics and army structure. Can you guess what symbols they use? For tactically gifted gits they made them wear bloody axes, snakes for the... "herders", and horns for their best shock troops. That is, Blood Axes, Snakebites, and Goffs. The Space Marines don't recognize these symbols despite there being Iron Warriors who've fought during the Crusade. He laid the foundations for the Ork Klans. His legacy endures to this day as the great-grand-daddy of all the Orks in the current setting. *Asswhooping dozens of Chapters in unison. *He fucking reached and BESIEGED Terra itself (we can only imagine [[Abaddon]] becoming so green with envy after hearing this that he could pass for an Ork himself). *And, unlike Horus, he could have won if he hadn't backed up as he just had to crash his Attack Moon, GGWP Imperium. (Though that would have resulted in Chaos consuming the fractured pieces of the Imperium.) *He had Ork DIPLOMATS. Just think about greenskins that are capable of more complex thoughts than "run/hide and then run and krump that git's skull into pulp". **It goes far beyond that; one of the Ork diplomats went to the Senatorum Imperialis itself. He put in evidence what ineffectual little pieces of trash most of the [[High Lords of Terra]] are while also giving one of the most deliciously effective insults ever thrown at mankind - ''he acted in a civilized way, offering surrender terms'', confronting [[Skaven|a bunch of petty cowardly parasites who bickered among themselves like immature kids while trying to backstab each other]]. The guy nailed it in such a way that not even the worst desecration made by Chaos could have hurt the Imperials' pride. ** Considering the way [[Orks]] speak, a civilized Ork wordsmith would probably sound a lot like [[Awesome| BRIAN BLESSED]] <span style='color:green;font-size:130%'> "HELLO LORDS OF THE HUMAAAAAANNNNSSS, I AM A DIPLOMAT AND I AM HERE TO NEGOITATE YOUR UNCONDITIONAL SURENDAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" </span><br> ** More or less. Direct quote: "The Great Beast has you by the guts. Struggle, he'll rip 'em out. Surrender, you get to keep 'em". *His very presence was so overwhelming that he actually caused the entire Ork race to begin evolving on a cultural and biological level, becoming more advanced and more potent psykers. Seriously—the Orks advanced so much under him that they had <s>technology</s> ambitions, aspirations, and the power of WAAAGH! that allowed them to rival the old Eldar. And they had began building an actual civilization on the worlds they controlled. Not just simple settlements, but an empire with advanced cities and even worlds given over to food production and industry. **Frighteningly enough, the eldar actually mention that the ancient krork at their apex were so much more advanced that the Beast-WAAAGH was 'laughable' in comparison. ''Wow.'' ** His psychic presence was so powerful that when almost 20 Librarians (led by an Ultramarines Chief Librarian) psychically communed to silence the Ork psychic roar, the Chief Librarian and 2 others were overtaken and driven totally apeshit. As in shouting 'WAAAGH' and teamkilling levels of apeshit. The roar also threatened to envelop the rest of the group as well. ** Later on when assaulting the temple-gargant, the Beasts' psychic presence overwhelmed the rest of the Librarians, roasting them alive in his energies as they screamed in utter terror. *He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos' quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick. *He converted the fucking shaft-hatted [[Ecclesiarchy|Ecclesiarch]], and a whole faction of his (granted, said shaft-hat was <s>Vladimir Harkonnen</s>some grotesquely fat nutjob), into ''fucking worshipping him'', including composing a <s>Latin</s> High Gothic liturgy (which was strangely enough to confuzzle a Space Marine for a while) in his honor. *He had ''colonized'' Ullanor. The whole world was now sporting Ork cities (and very well organized to boot) that would become killing zones for the invading forces. Secretly, the world had in fact been converted into a massive Attack Planet that was going to be used to defeat the Imperium (think that attack planet in the fuckawful Star Wars sequels, basically the same thing). *He murderfucked the Ultramarines Chapter Master (Odaenathus), the Crimson Fist's Chapter Master (Quesadra), crippled a Blood Angels captain (Valefor) and gave [[Vulkan|VULKAN]] of all people a tough fight. Normally, any of the aforementioned would have sufficed to kill him yet it was a hell of a battle for the four. *Eradicated the [[Imperial Fists]]. Yes, this guy managed to do what no [[Abaddon|armless failure]] has ever accomplished in 10 millennia, killing a First Founding Chapter off for real. (To be fair, the Grey Knights did not fight against the Beast.) *And Vulkan too (it's rather unlikely Vulkan stayed dead, what with him being a [[Perpetual]], and a very [[Games Workshop|marketable named character]], but he hasn't been seen since). Truly, this guy is the mightiest Warboss ever and the WAAAGH! Beast reigns supreme as the biggest and meanest WAAAGH!, [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]] be damned. The WAAAGH! energy that suffuses him makes him akin to a living Ork demi-god. Able to regenerate from wounds Vulkan inflicts on him and channel his WAAAGH! energy to power the Ork's technology and fry Space Marines with ease. Insanely intelligent; possibly even a genius on a human scale. His existence has triggered a reaction in the Ork genome leading the entire race to transform into coherency and become efficient and organised. Not simply improving tactically but biologically, technologically, psychically, and even culturally. [[heresy |He's essentially their version of the Emperor]]. This Ork is the eventuality of uncontested success for a singular Ork. So vastly different have the Ork become in nature that it is possible that they are evolving into the Krork. In "The Beast Must Die," it's revealed that the Beast was MOTHERFUCKING PISSED about the humiliation of the Ork race during The Ullanor Crusade, and he was determined to cripple humanity. His colonization of Ullanor and desecration of Horus's victory monument wasn't simply for nothing. It was PERSONAL. In short, this shows that Orks can be as hateful and vengeful as any other race. Now for the big plot twist: the Beast wasn't just one Ork. There were six of him, six so-called "Prime-Orks", each an Orky version of the [[Primarch]]s, leading a Legion of Orks, which are heavily implied to be the modern Ork Clans. All of them are dead, mostly due to bullshit (see below). They worked seamlessly in unison, like [[Alpharius|the utterly]] [[Omegon|fictitious Primarchs]] [[Alpha Legion|of an utterly fictitious Legion]], achieving the same effect of everyone assuming there was only one of him. The extent to which he was a team, as opposed to [[Trazyn_the_Infinite|one Ork with multiple bodies]], remains unknown. While unfortunately the series really didn't flesh out the majority of them as it focused almost solely on the dominant Primork: only 2 of them are seen in the series, the rest are killed off-screen, and of those 2, one's purpose was just to be book ten's final boss. The drama behind their reveal so late in the series was supposed to be that there were two more books to fight them in, but [[FAIL|Black Library spoiled what happened in every single book on their website (in the summary for when you went to purchase it no less) before book 9 even came out so there was no real drama to be had.]] Oh, and one more thing: the Orkish phrase for the Beast's title is "Mag Uruk Thraka". Ghazghkull may not be at the Beast's level of power yet, but the parallels are definitely there. Rumors about 8th Edition Ork Codex suggested Ghazzy might be elevated to fully fledged Primork status. These turned out to be false but the sixth Psychic Awakening book, [[Psychic_Awakening#Saga_of_The_Beast|Saga of The Beast]], updates Ghaghkull's model and possibly rules and brings [[Makari]] back.
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