Editing The Last Chancers (section)

===Members===
[[File:Schaeffer.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A portrait of Colonel Schaeffer. Does this look like the face of mercy to you?]] 
The following (incomplete) list of Last Chancers members should give you an idea of the unique skillsets that keep them from being used as simple meat-shields. <strike>Notable all these guys have models and are still being sold (in metal mind you) by Gameworkshop in the "Colonel Schaeffers Last Chancers" squad</strike> not anymore.

*Colonel Schaeffer: The regiment's commanding officer considers himself merciful for granting a "Last Chance" for his men to redeem themselves. It says a lot that most of the people he extends this offer to usually decide that they would prefer summary execution. An excellent judge of character, he has a knack for picking out only the most skilled and talented scum from across the Imperial Guard's prisons. He's been known to work closely with the [[Inquisition]] as well.
*Lieutenant Kage: The most senior officer other than Schaeffer and the de facto field commander, who somehow got himself stuck in the legion TWICE after a second offense committed after his first pardon and isn't a lot less sociopathic than an [[Chaos Space Marine]]. A latent psyker, he was KIA in his successful attempt to assassinate Herman von Strab, dragging the traitorous former Overlord of [[Armageddon]] into a lava pit that he was falling into after being possessed by a daemon. He got better in Armageddon Saint though. Ultimately proved himself to be truly deserving of the name Guardsman and all the giant balls and the legacy of Ollanius Pius that comes with it. He was also the only member in the team to not have an official model.
*'Hero' Greene: A former Imperial Guard officer who graduated at the top of his class but was convicted of insubordination after refusing a direct order to lead his men in a pointless suicide attack. He was chosen for his stubbornness and ability to fight even after suffering life-threatening wounds.
*'Fingers' Vagin: A shameless kleptomaniac, forger, and black marketer that was chosen for his ability to [[Blood Ravens|acquire]] specialty goods for the Last Chancers.
*'Rocket Girl' Mikhaels: A former Master-At-Arms and heavy weapons specialist convicted for the murder of a Master Sergeant. As her nickname suggests, she's a natural with a missile launcher.
*'Shiv': Arrested and held in custody for the serial murder of 20 Imperial citizens in 5 years. Needless to say, Schaeffer knew he would be useful as a stealthy assassin.
*'Grease Monkey': An expert driver and mechanic found guilty of stealing a grav-vehicle belonging to a Craftworld [[Iyanden]] ambassador (How do you even do that? Latent-ish psyker, maybe?) with a preternatural [[Ork|gift for driving and repairing just about any vehicle there is.]] Guess Iyanden makes sense, as they're in so much shit they'd be willing to use diplomacy with literally anyone who is not with Chaos or Tyranids.
*'Demolition Man': Convicted of breaking into his regiment commander's private drink cabinet and chosen for his ability to bypass locks and security systems.
*'Animal': A homicidal maniac with a criminal record 93 pages long, he's normally kept in chains and a gag when not in combat. When he is in combat, he's less of a soldier and more of something to point in the general direction of an enemy and unleash (preferably from a safe distance and a tranquilizer dart gun). [[assassin|Basically a cheap version of Eversor assassin without any funding for training, as well as WRYYYYYYYY]]
*'Warrior Woman': A peerless hunter and tracker hailing from the planet [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xena Xenan 7], she was conscripted into the Last Chancers after her involvement with the heretical Cult of Artemis was exposed.
*'Scope': Convicted for going AWOL (and suspected to be involved in the assassination of a Chief Arbitrator that occurred at exactly the same time he went AWOL) and chosen for his skill as a marksman. Also, the owner of a rare and exotic Needle Sniper Rifle, which fires shards of crystallized toxins that can kill in seconds.
*'Ox': [[Gunnery Sergeant "Stonetooth" Harker|A veritable brute of a man that can carry a heavy bolter unaided. Such strength isn't too surprising given that he was convicted of murdering three officers with his bare hands in a fit of drunken rage. Best buds with 'Brains'.]]
*'Brains': The machine specialist/nerd of the regiment, who was taken in after he hacked into his regiment's account system and gave himself a considerable pay raise (wait, since when were Guardsmen ''paid''?). Best buds with 'Ox'.