Editing Battle for Dominus Pillowus (section)

=Reactions to the Battle for Dominus Pillowus=
What people think of the clusterfuck.

===Imperium of Man===

*'''Emperor of Mankind:''' Feels great that he got a new saint...even if he ascended because of a bodypillow. Made fun of Tzeentch by thanking him for the new Shrine World.

*'''Roboute Guilliman:''' Despite his Superior Primarch Processeing Power, he cannot comprehend how the fuck a situation as retarded as this came to be.

*'''Random Administratum Clerk:''' Screencapped everything.

*'''170-years-old Ecclesiarchy Priest:''' Was originally ecstatic that three, THREE FUCKING SAINTS had manifested, mistakenly believing that Antioch XLII must be a Paradise World. When he got there, however, the Daemon Engine Craftworld Moon, screaming forests of orknids, a fucking dominatrix-tank hybrid gives him a heart attack. It gets worse when he’s told the planet used to be a Daemon World. Only then does he realise why the fuck 3 saints had to take care of the situation. Gives up his position when he’s told one of the Saints ascended because of a fucking bodypillow to restart as an acolyte.

===Chaos===

*'''Tzeentch:''' Claimed this whole clusterfuck fiasco was his doing at first, but at the end, he regretted that claim once it actually became a fiasco and the planet was now a death/shrine world. Everyone is now calling him a Traitor and suspecting him of becoming a Loyalist.

*'''Slaanesh:''' Really happy that he/she/it got the spotlight, and in his/her/it’s own words, “Hadn’t cum so much in years." Disappointed that he/she/it got cockblocked twice by mortals denying them Eldar souls, though.

*'''Khorne:''' As usual, he is pissed as fuck because there’s now another GODDAMN SHRINE WORLD, FUCK, but happy that blood flowed a lot from this battle. Still pissed at Tzeentch (who is blamed for this shit) and at Slaanesh (who took up the focus of the Battle).

*'''Nurgle:''' Pretty bummed that he wasn't able to get that body pillow for Isha, is also mad at Tzeentch for his dumb plans. But he is happy that his new disease is spreading and putting Eldar in the mood to breed on that planet.

===Ork/Tyranid/Orknid===

*'''Gork...Or was it Mork?:''' Saw some tinboy bits, orky trees, orky bugs, orky bug tanks, some proppa weird pointy eared ship bits and thinks a proper foight happened on dis zoggin' WAAAAGH planet, found out [[Tzeench|the blue bird]] was responsible. He’s gotta keep an eye on it, the world could be used for a proppa WAAAAAAAAGGGGHH.