Editing Chaos Knight (section)

==Slaaneshi Variants==
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For some reason, [[Slaanesh]] has a fetish for knights/titans of his/her/its own. You would think that these massive engines of destruction would be more suitable for [[Khorne]] or [[Nurgle]] right? Instead Slaanesh must glory hog all of these in order to compensate for his/her/its lack of Daemon Engines (or maybe since he/she/it is already the lady/lord of [[/d/|hentai]], it may as well govern over all things [[weeaboo]], including [[Mecha|giant robots]]). Similar to the [[Slaanesh Subjugator]], these daemonically altered knights look more like [[Derp|glorified flamingos]] than an actual threat. Than again Slaanesh strives for [[Gay|beauty and elegance]] rather than [[Awesome|coolness and awesomeness]] so its all in character.

The Daemon Knights of Slaanesh are surrounded by a glittering wall of energy. This is a result of the Warp-interface which keeps the daemonic spirit within them in the material universe. This shifting, swirling aura is called the Glamour of Slaanesh and makes the Daemon Knights very hard to accurately target. In a nutshell, they are Slaaneshi/Chaos Holo-Fields, not surprising given [[Eldar|what Slaanesh was born in.]]

There are three main types of Slaanesh Daemon Knights. <s>Each more pompous than the next.</s> <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>Well well well! Excuse me Princess! Who do you think I am? A Barbarian like Khorne? I am more cultured than that! >:( </span>

===Hell-Knight===
[[File:Hellknight.png|250px|right|thumb|Overglorified Flamingos of doom incoming!]]
Hell-Knights are one of the most specialized of the Slaaneshi knights and by far the least painful looking. Aside from Bolters, their main weapon is a [[Thermal Cannon]] which, albeit short-ranged, has enough power to pierce almost any armour plate with relative ease. Hell-Knights are often used to hunt down enemy Knights and even Titans, exploiting their speed to attack from the sides and overwhelm opponents. [[Creed|Moreover, they are excellent at infiltrating enemy positions, setting ambushes, and attacking support detachments and artillery.]] Their combat role is ironically similar to that of the [[Eldar|Eldar's]] [[Revenant Titan]], further mirroring the dark symbolism and relationship between Slaanesh and the Eldar.

In addition to this, they are perfectly suited to perform ambushes, and are often used in this respect. In packs, [[Wat|they can even destroy Imperator Titans,]] [[Fail|as was the case with the Praeco Deictus during the Battle of Kado.]] How a 100+foot tall Titan with weapons that can bathe entire armies in plasma can fall to these chicken walkers, no matter how daemonically possessed is a source of embarrassment to the Imperium.

===Hell-Scourge===
[[File:Hellscourge.jpg|250px|right|thumb|Another chicken walker to the cocaine party!]]
Hell-Scourges are slightly larger than the Hell-Knights.

While they look similar to the Hell-Knights, Hell-Scourges wield a massive Castigator Cannons. Hell-Scourges possess a certain pack instinct and are in constant telepathic communication with each other. As such, they make exceptionally well-coordinated assaults, outflanking their enemies with ease. This telepathic contact seems to encompass all Hell-Scourges present on the battlefield, or perhaps even further.

The Castigator Cannons mind your, ain't related to the [[Bolter#Castigator Bolt Cannon|Castigator Bolt Cannon]]. If it was, than this Knight would have been ten times cooler, but alas it is some kind of Slaaneshi weapon with little to no information. Most likely that the Castigator Cannon could be similiar in affect to the [[Pain Weapons#Tormentor Cannon|Tormentor Cannons]] from the Slaaneshi [[Questor Scout Titan]] and [[Slaanesh Subjugator|Subjugator]]. [[Derp|But than again, how the hell does one kill a Titan with pain weapons?]]

Overall they function similar to that of Hell-Knights, requiring large numbers to overwhelm larger machines.

===Hell-Strider===
[[File:Hellstrider.jpg|250px|right|thumb|God...this thing is fucking [[Cringe]].]]
Hell-Striders are the smallest of the Slaaneshi knights.

They are also the most painful to the eyes and look completely stupid. Looking more akin to a walking <s>penis</s><span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>HOHOHO! But that is the entire point of my ingenious machines! Why else to design them in such a phallic appearance then to make my lovely Eldar wet themselves in delight!</span>

Anyway being the smallest of the bunch, these vehicles are extremely mobile, able to flush enemy out of defenses with their powerful short-ranged weaponry. Like their older <s>brothers</s> sisters, in sufficient numbers, Hell-Striders can even hunt enemy Titans, picking off their prey's shields with their [[Lascannon]]s, before closing in for the kill with their melta-beams.....How the hell are they supposed to get near the Titan without getting blown up? You could see that pink from the cockpit 100 feet in the air. Seriously, you might as well give them a sign that say "shoot me". See, this is why you can't take out 1 incompetent empire, this shit, right here.