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==Assorted list of Awesome From Star Wars== * X-Wing starfighters = spaceborne sex * Fucking ''[[Lightsaber|Lightsabers!]]'' * The fucking [[Approved music|OST]] * What is likely the greatest duel in cinematic history, that takes place on a [[Death World|lava planet.]] * Deathly Stormtroopers, heroic Clonetroopers or sinister First Order troopers; whatever they're called, stormtroopers are awesome! Contrary to popular belief, [https://youtu.be/P2TA9coGLzM shot counts have proven they have ridiculously good aim]. * Darth Vader whenever he gets a speaking line or to murder rebel scum - that is to say, all the time. * Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace, TCW and Rebels. * Lightsaber Rifles * The entirety of the Umbara campaign, where <s>Imperial Guardsmen</s> Clone Troopers die in the dozens attempting to win some godforsaken planet, earning them balls of titanium that make the guard look ba- {{BLAM| '''*BLAM*''' Heresy!}}, all while serving under a <s>Commissar</s> different Jedi, one who sees the Clone Troopers as cannon fodder. ** It's basically Space Vietnam, on a world which is permanently nighttime. Seriously, fucking watch it. * 97% of the Creatures. * 98% of the Starfighter designs. ** Hell even the bad ones are just a laugh riot. Except the (worse than) World War 2 bombers in 8, that was bad. * Costumes that mix about every possible inspiration, Chinese, Mongolian, Japanese, Ancient Greece and Rome, Elizabethan, Moebius or Pulp Sci-Fi from the 60's, giving the whole series a distinctive style and gives Padme Amidala an excuse to show off with all her dresses. * Boba (before his stand-alone live-action series) and Jango Fett, and the rest of the Mandalorians (unless they're written by [[Karen Traviss]], in which case they're Skub). * KOTOR (both games) plot making you think this shit is actually logical and has so much philosophical background. One of the creepiest depictions of the Universe. Everything is brutal, with big vibrating knives, blood, those machines for Sith snuff movies, more blood, bastards, badass bastards and so on. Everything while somebody is talking with you about existence. * Our saviour Lord Revan. He's like if [[Horus|fucking Horus]] just became [[Big Bad Evil Guy|fucking bad enough]] (but not that [[Erebus|bad]]) to fucking destroy the [[Chaos Gods|Dark Gods]] so he can solve his daddy issues. * Double-bladed Lightsabers, curve-hilted lightsabers, lightsaber pikes, the Darksaber...basically, almost any lightsaber variant automatically counts as this. * Lando Calrissian. * [https://youtu.be/YJEUAe-dcGo Obi-Wan Kenobi.] * The High Ground. * TIE fighters. They have the most distinctive scream of any fighter in cinematic history that just yells "I'm evil!". Tell me I'm wrong. I'll wait. ** The fact that they managed to do that using what is essentially a shitty visual pun. * Most of Episode 3. * The entirety of Anakin's story, especially when you add the Clone Wars and prequels due to them expanding heavily on it. While you're at it, watch CinemaWins' perspective on it the series. * Admiral Ackbar the Memeable! * Palpatine getting into some Tzeentchian-level scheming and backstabbing in order to overthrow the Jedi and the Republic. * Battle of Yavin. * Battle of Hoth. * Battle of Endor. * Battle of Scariff. * Grand Admiral Thrawn: So awesome that he rose to a high rank in the anthropocentric Empire despite being an alien and was one of the first things to be imported straight from Legends to Disney. *Imperial Warlords: Groups of isane fuckers or tactical geniuses who formed Chinese style Warlord states. Famous ones include Ardius Kaine, Zsinj, and Trueten and Kosh Teradoc. * [https://youtu.be/PN_CP4SuoTU Imperial Pilots] get a mention, seeing as they fly literal garbage fighters against superior rebel fighters. Yes, we are talking about the the same TIE Fighters we mentioned before. By garbage, we mean despite how cool looking and sounding TIE Fighters are, they are actually a ridiculously impractical design and the standard TIE Fighters are mass produced extremely cheaply even if they don't look like it (except Darth Vader's, which is custom made and modified by Vader himself). Even 40k's Imperium has better fighter designs. At least the Imperium's fighters conserve the life of the fucking pilot. Also, clearly super skilled since they have roughly an equal kill-death ratio with the Rebels in the movie battles. * [https://youtu.be/T9j7kLG7VK8 Obi-Wan Kenobi. Again.] * The Millennium Falcon has a 3D chess board, secret compartments for smuggling space cocaine and a walk in closet specifically for capes. * Princess, later Senator Leia Organa; the original badass-yet-hot boss lady in space. Ends up leading two separate, successful underground freedom movements against impossible odds. Did we mention she's a Jedi in both canons? ** The women in the franchise in general. It would be easier to list the women in Star Wars who ''aren't'' badass, empowered warriors and/or leaders than it would be to list the ones who are. * The trench run in ANH. Not cheering when Han flies in to save the day is heresy. Heresy is punishable by having the Death Star's main laser fired at you. * Han Solo, who is so badass that hot Leia falls in love. He has the smuggler's best friend, a Wookie, who is also the worst opponent you can face in a [[Chess|Dejarik match]]. * Just... Star Destroyers. When you see a huge, imposing warship from an evil Empire, this is the granddaddy they all look up to. * The moon sized space stations that zap other planets to bits? Theyโre pretty neat. * Werner Herzog, asking if he can look at your baby and assuring you that he will be quiet. * Tyber Zann, the Galaxy's greatest crime boss. * Absolutely Beautiful Art Deco designs. * Star Wars: Visions. Even if you aren't big on Anime, nearly all of the Visions shorts are good to great, and were exactly the sort of "think outside the box" stuff that the franchise needed after the Sequels and Solo came under fire for being too nostalgic. * Star Wars: Eclipse's trailer. Those drums... * The Andor show, if you've got the patience for it. * Oh, did we mention the lightsabers?
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