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===Imperium of Man=== *'''Emperor of Mankind:''' Feels great that he got a new saint...even if he ascended because of a bodypillow. Made fun of Tzeentch by thanking him for the new Shrine World. *'''Roboute Guilliman:''' Despite his Superior Primarch Processeing Power, he cannot comprehend how the fuck a situation as retarded as this came to be. *'''Random Administratum Clerk:''' Screencapped everything. *'''170-years-old Ecclesiarchy Priest:''' Was originally ecstatic that three, THREE FUCKING SAINTS had manifested, mistakenly believing that Antioch XLII must be a Paradise World. When he got there, however, the Daemon Engine Craftworld Moon, screaming forests of orknids, a fucking dominatrix-tank hybrid gives him a heart attack. It gets worse when heβs told the planet used to be a Daemon World. Only then does he realise why the fuck 3 saints had to take care of the situation. Gives up his position when heβs told one of the Saints ascended because of a fucking bodypillow to restart as an acolyte.
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