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== <b>/trv/ Sends His Regards</b> == SCENE: The 4chan building lounge. /x/ is in an armchair, reading a copy of "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark". /b/ is asleep in a different armchair, snoring loudly. /v/ is playing a video game with /co/ and /sp/. /ck/ walks into the room holding a stack of postcards. /ck/: Hey, guys, we got some postcards from /trv/. /co/: what do they say? /ck/: It's weird. They're just random sentences labeled with dates and times. /x/: Let me see them. /ck/ hands /x/ the postcards. /tg/ walks in with his own mail. /tg/: Let's see here...junk, junk, junk, what the hell? This one say that I'm the 123456789th person to receive this letter! That doesn't even make sense! /b/ awakes with a start. He is obviously quite drunk. /b/: What the fuck did you just say? /tg/: I said- /b/ gets up and advances towards /tg/. /b/: Did you steal my fucking GET?! /tg/: I-You're what?! /b/: NOBODY STEALS MY GETS!! /tg/: I- /b/ reaches out for /tg/. /b/: MOTHERFUCKIN' NOBODY!! /ck/: /B/! THAT'S ENOUGH! /b/ glares at /ck/. /ck/: If you don't leave /tg/ alone, you won't get any cake. /b/ hesitates. /co/: It's delicious cake. /b/ glares and points at /tg/, then walks out of the room. /co/: Once you get to know him and his weaknesses, he's not very threatening. /x/: "Look at that fucker run with his tail between his legs. Doesn't it just make your day?" Everyone looks at /x/, surprised. /co/: That's not a very /x/ thing to say... /x/: I didn't say it, /trv/ did. /x/ holds up one of the postcards. /x/: This one's labeled today at this time. I read it out loud and... it fit. /sp/: How the hell does that work? /x/: "Let's just say I've found a lot of interesting things in my travels". (Mumbles to herself: Oooh. I wonder if he knows where-) /tg/: Who's this /trv/ character? /co/: He's another tenant. He's never here, though. Always off exploring the world. /x/: Oh! "Hey! You must be the new guy! Welcome to our happy family!" Then he goes on to introduce himself. Guess I was a little late with that one. /v/: That is fucking awesome. Let me see those! /v/ snatches the cards out of /x/'s hands. /sp/: I think he's just fucking with us. /v/: "Funny, that's exactly what I was doing with your mom last night." /sp/: OH, YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF PAIN, /V/! /v/: DON'T HURT ME! I'M JUST THE MESSENGER!! /sp/ relaxes, looking slightly disappointed. /sp/: Well, when that asshole finally comes home, I'm gonna beat the shit out of him. /v/: "You're welcome to try, fag." /sp/: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!! /v/: I DON'T KNOW WHY I READ THAT ONE!
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