Editing Hassan (section)

=The True Origin of Crazy Hassan=

;Original post on /tg/ at <nowiki>05/02/10 03:17</nowiki>
DM: You find 12 camels in the desert.<br/>
Players: Let's wrangle them and sell them!<br/>
DM: Alright, you succeed. blah blah blah, you appraise their value to be between 20-50 gold apiece.<br/>
Metagamer: Wait. In the player's handbook, it says that a standard riding animal is worth 200 gold.<br/>
DM: Well I'm sure you could barter the price up a bi--<br/>
Metagamer: to 200 gold, right?<br/>
DM: Well not exactly, camels are quite common here, I mean, they roam the land in --<br/>
Metagamer: Shouldn't they still be worth 200 gold?  Cars are common, but they're expensive.<br/>
DM: It doesn't cost money to assemble a camel.  Besides, camels cover less distance, water is cheaper than gas.<br/>
Metagamer: but the players handbook says they're worth 200 gold each.<br/>
DM: look, you're getting these basically for free, it shouldn't matter how much --<br/>
Metagamer: You're just butthurt, I'm not letting this die.<br/>
DM: alright.<br/>
Metagamer: I'm writing down 2400 gold, because that's how much the player's handbook says they're worth.<br/>
DM: ok, we'll just ignore you until you write down the proper amount.<br/>
...We do, as he makes a loud scene in the background. <br/>
He finally gives up and writes it down.<br/>

;Follow-up by Anonymous #1
: 200 gold is for new camels. You're selling used camels. Problem solved! ...Oh god, that sentence sounds weird to me.

;Follow-up by Anonymous #2
: COME TO CRAZY HASSAN'S USED CAMEL EMPORIUM, WHERE WE SUPPLY THE FINEST IN USED CAMELS! BARELY USED AND WITH HUNDREDS OF MILES LEFT IN THEM, THESE ANIMALS WILL GET YOU THERE AND BACK FOR A THIRD OF THE WATER YOU'D SPEND ON A HORSE! COME TO CRAZY HASSAN'S CAMEL EMPORIUM, LOCATED OFF THE MERCHANT'S BAZAAR IN DOWNTOWN BAGHDAD. LOOK FOR THE CRAAAAAAAAAZY CAMEL SIGN!

== Gallery ==
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Image:CrayCrayHassan&Henderson.jpeg| Hassan meets [[Old Man Henderson]]
Image:TheWeeMenDeal.jpg

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;Videos and the like
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W59u4uxQHws&feature=youtu.be Crazy Hassan in his terrifying video glory]

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