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== <b>/d/'s Shop</b> ==

Scene: the street

*/tg/ and /x/ are walking down the street, heading to the Library.

TG: So what exactly did you want to grab form the library?

X: Oh, I heard from /trv/ that some old ruins were discovered on an island off of Africa. Well (she stops walking looks up, thinking) not so much discovered, as an idiot blew open the wrong wall and they found some old old documents.

TG; That still doesn't tell me why you wanted to go to the library.

X; Well I wanted to get a book on the ruins, see what new information I could gather on potential old spirits. But why are you going to the library?

*/tg/ looks surprised, then looks away briefly, before turning back*

TG: Well, I'm just grabbing my paycheck at work, and... uhm... it's... on the way? (/tg/ blushes a bit)

*/x/ giggles*

X; Yes, well, the library isn't far from here. We just need to get past *shudder* /d/'s shop.

TG: /d/ owns a shop? what does she sell?

X: maybe it's better you do-

*/d/ appears behind /tg/, wrapping her arms around his shoulders)

D: I sell that which should only be mentioned...( whispering in his hear) in private.

TG: In...wait...you don't mean?

D; Shhhhh, a girl shouldn't be related to that in public, come inside!

*/x/ just kinda stares and blinks before processing what just transpired*

TG (excitedly): Come on /x/, I bet she's got just what I want in there!

X: W-what? (she blushes, embarrassed at her wild imagination)

Scene change:Inside the store.

D: So, what do you think of my selection?

*A plethora of sex toys, from the mundane to the unheard of line the walls and shelves*

*/tg/ stands there, mouth agape*

TG: I-I thought y-you had old lead based miniatures, the illegal kind!

*/d/ gives a blank stare at /tg/, /x/ mimics.*

D(under her breath): This guy's fucking retarded, I swear... (normal volume now) Oh silly you, no no I run a shop for the dealings in the bedroom, silly.

TG: Oh, I see, well then, I don't see any reaso-

*/d/ seeing a potential loss in sales interrupts him.*

D: You don't seem too well versed in how these things works, how about I give you a demonstration.

*/d/ begins to unbutton her shirt and kick off her shoes.*

X: There will be no need for THAT!

D; Oh? But I was so hoping I could get a sale. (she frowns, a fake frown, then leans close to /x/, and whispers) Getting a bit defensive are we?

*/x/s face becomes a rather bright red.*

X: F-fine, I'll just buy...this.!

*/x/ pulls a most unique looking tool off the shelf*

*This whole time /tg/ has kinda been staring, in disbelief of where he was and what was just about to happen.*

D: Oh my, this is one of my own favorite little toys, you see, it simultaneously-

X: Th-there's no need to describe it in detail!

D: Oh, of course not, I'm sure you'll learn all about it on your own dearie. Lets bring it up to the register and I'll ring you up.

*/d/ heads behind the register, while /x/ lugs /tg/ behind her.*

D: Ok, that'll be (x dollars y cents, to be determined by the dice roll feature?)

X; /tg/! (/tg/ snaps his wandering eyes back to /x/) buy this for me!

TG: Uh, wha, uhm-O-Ok (still in a bit of a daze.)

*transaction completes, /tg/ and /x/ leave the shop, with /d/ hanging in the doorway.*

D: Bye bye, I'll see you back at home! (waving)

TG: Well, that was a rather...invigorating experience.

*/x/ is staring straight down at the sidewalk, hold a nondescript brown paper bag.*

X: Let's just go home.