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==== Baseless Rumors ==== Not every dwarf is highly educated, so many of them hold stories heard at the pub as truth: They say some dwarves are trading with humans, on regular basis. Trolls are moving closer to our land each year. Is something drives them out from their lands? Or it's invasion? You know why we didn't killed all humans in Human Exodus war? Because we maked a deal with them. They say necromancers found a way to make a spitits from rocks. Crazy, huh? Gnomes are preparing for a war - but against who? Can we trust them so they don't invade our lands? For every "for the good of the realm!" spoken from leaders, a ten dwarves dies. These words are sacrifice to something sinister, I say! There is secret ingredient Elves keep us from making a cheese with infinite lifespan. We must kill them all steal these secret for us! Orcs are actually evolved Goblins. Trust me. Humans? Bah, they all dead. Nothing can live on a North, really. It's a trolls wearing a human skin Elves are sure crazy. One day I traveled to one of their city and I saw how their buildings are MOVING, with legs and all. Why? Because they wanna find a spot "just right". You wanna marry Elf? Didn't you know they all are male only race? Their females are animated dolls. All Roads lead to Ur. One way on another, everyone in civilized world was in Ur. UAC dwarves and their ideas! What next - Maker was not a God?! Architect are fake?!? Government actually not destroy Goblins artifacts - they a selling them to someone else for gifts. What gifts? Who knows. When you see a sober Halfling, kick him - it's a shapeshifter! Orcs wanna steal our jobs and secrets! We must build a wall against them! And orcs must build it for us! Don't eat cheese with elves - your beard will fall out. Dip your fingers into a special ink, and you will see a many,many secrets. Books are holding such power because they ARE magical. All of them, even most worthless ones. Dogs was bred from humans. Or it's humans was made from dogs? Most delicious soup is made from hardened cheese, a soft cheese, herbs, breadcrumbs and a single Lesian tear.
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