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==Things that rock== [[Image:Bestcharacter.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Quaritch knows when dealing with furries, the best negotiating position is sitting on a fuck huge pile of guns.]] There are no intentional cases of things that rock, because this movie is shit. However, some things rock accidentally. *Giant monsters that eat ten foot tall [[Furry|Na'vi]] [[Elf|warriors]] for breakfast. *Large amounts of furries slaughtered like livestock. *Colonel [[Miles Quaritch]] is a [[Hero of the Imperium]] who kills furries and doesn't afraid of anything. *He also has a giant flying heap of guns that looks like [[Manta|the product of a Baneblade hate-fucking a Tau Hammerhead]], which manages to be cool despite having four huge, stupidly exposed weak points. *Credit where credit is due. The (Majority) of the RDA's equipment, weapons and vehicles are actually ''very'' well designed and very scientifically accurate. Physics junkies [[/d/|cream their pants]] whenever they see anything coming from the RDA as it is practical and utilitarian and not stupidly overdesigned. *Mech walkers that look like the lovechild of a Sentinel and a Dreadnought/Battlesuit, armed with Autocannons and Close Combat Weapons. While that arsenal may not sound terribly impressive by 40k standards, the suits still prove to kick an impressive amount of ass, and just one of them is more awesome than ten [[Dreadknight|Baby Carriers]]. The Imperial Guard would kill to get a hold of a few of these and start playing the Tau at their own game. *Semaj almost certainly poopsocks himself into an early, well-deserved grave while frolicking around in his abomination form and ignoring his human one. *It made idiots want to kill themselves because Earth is like lame and stuff and humans are all mean. This may have decreased the global level of idiocy slightly if any of them went through with it. *Hilarity and much trolling ensued as people went to otherkin boards and insisted they were truly Na'vi, leading to ridiculous threads where people stated that one cannot really be a fictional creature, which is totally unlike thinking you're a nine-dicked lazer space dragon. *The ships are much more scientifically accurate than in many other sci-fi works. This is one of the only movies where spaceships have heat radiators, 'cause space is a vacuum and heat needs places to go and shit. *The planet of Pandora and wildlife it has are pretty damn cool in and of itself, ignoring the Navβi. Avatar is of considerable interest among the speculative zoology community, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm1JFLpkofs and there are some compelling video essays about it]. *When the Na'vi are done having brainsex with their planet and get to work, they do have some [[Dark Souls|big-ass bows with arrows the length of a human]], which Angry Cat uses to shish-kebab a couple of dudes with, then goes along to bludgeon the rest of the crew with the bow. Why he didn't just stay on his Pteradon't instead of getting into melee-kill-range is anyone's guess.
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