Editing Cannibalism (section)

==Standard Cannibalism Jokes==
There are a few standard jokes associated with cannibalism:

* The name "Long Pig" or "Long pork", from the semi-euphemistic description of the dish by certain Polynesian tribes.
** On that note, "tastes like chicken" has been used, in keeping with the joke that ''just about everything'' tastes like chicken.
* "Soylent Green" is the other favorite name for processed human flesh, after the movie of the same name, where it is discovered that the titular food product is made using human corpses due to food shortages caused by overpopulation and environmental collapse. <ref>The name came from the book "Make Room! Make Room!" which the movie was based on, though the "Soylent Green is people!" twist was something the movie added.</ref>
* [[The Lord of the Rings|LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!]]
* If the main target of the cannibals are brains, expect a joke along the lines "well you're safe then" to the dumbest member of the group.
* "To Serve Man" ... "IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
* Wordplay associated with "Humanitarian" and "Vegetarian" being compared.
* Two Cannibals are eating a clown. One of them says "does this taste funny?".